Finished Folds (2241—2260)
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3. "Once we'd divied up the money from HELLO!, our marriage lost its purpose. We drifted apart." Mayhem! The plastic mini-bride was snatched by a handbag Affenpinscher! Reporters sc
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4to a 7-11 in Cleveland, OH. The Foldaroo kicked off well. Unlimited access to junk food in all its forms relaxed the folders enough for them to mumble "Hi" to each other before hid
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8the growing foetus likes to bounce around to the sounds of crunching. Then in the third trimester, all bets are off & women are advised to eat anything they want in whatever quanti
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1this. There was a lonely goddess called Doris who created trees to talk to. For thousands of years Doris and the trees chatted away until the evil Lord Chopper with his chainsaw
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4sent him packing on the first boat to Greece. Byron sadly said: "If I should meet thee After long years, How should I greet thee? With silence and tears. ""F-off" said Sandy
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4ade by a blind Welshman who'd never interacted with anything apart from sheep. The dating game studio audience were all dead, laid out in neat lines by the losing contestants
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4sweet parrot-ape love. Squawkers was so blinded by his love for me that he didn't notice my enraged orangutang spouse swinging from the chandelier. Too late - a jealous ape foot gr
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3t all the tickets to the Big Top & held a midget themed wedding."Do you Bella take Vlad as your husband?" So happy. A present was a dusty leather bound book sent from Transylvania
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4ran out!" A terrier found his top bun and ate it up. All political lives end in failure and the public never took to his now naked burger. So he lost the next vote by a landslide.
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5I was infested with cedillas - how embarrassing. The doctor gave me a horse pill & referred me to a psychiatrist. Pointy grave accents are the worst as the burrow under my skin
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4. I was overthinking. I drank the potion & transformed into a pregnant man-seahorse. Aargh the cramps! I looked under my tshirt - my belly button was distending & opening. I yelled
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5Enormous Turnip! They pulled and pulled and pulled but it wouldn't pop out. They asked a mouse to help & yes! it popped out. Then the recriminations started. No-one was prepared to
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4I'd always wondered why the same electricity makes ovens hot and fridges cold. My mouth receptors tasted the electrons going to the fridge. They were crunchy & icy.
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3a steel dustbin had such noisy clanking sex that the neighbours called the police. They were brought before a magistrate for Disturbing the Peace. Megaton barely controlled his bri
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4Geome shrugged his shoulders while raising his eyebrows and saying "Ehhhhhh," He had big Italian eyebrows and big brown eyes and big ears and big shoes. He's quite smug, it's true.
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2Suddenly the Queen appeared, her crown askew. I tried stuffing the intestines back into her corgi , but got hopelessly tangled. "I sentence you to be drawn and quartered!" she yell
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4smash this evil pie into the face of Ban Ki Moon. The blob it contained would eat his face in 2, maybe just 1, gulp. Thus destabilised, the world would be at the mercy of the clown
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5plugged it into the mains. The cat was resurrected from the dead in one swift shock. It gave me a glazed look, picked up my pen and finished my crossword for me. Underneath it did
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6I wrapped my 4 limbs around the globular form of Tina, ex-wife, determined on crushing and ingesting her whole. "Oh honey," she said, "you still care!" "Madam, you are mistaken," I
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6It was late afternoon in old Indochina. Madame Wong was lying on a low couch on a jjunk floating down the Mekong. She lit a small opium pipe to keep the flies away from her face.