Finished Folds (2301—2320)
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4Journal entry: 5/16/13. In Vegas with cute nurse. Just married! It's love this time - 4th time lucky. Stomach still acidy. Off to Hoover Dam 4 honeymoon.
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4e are clouds & stuff." Kim was floating in zero gravity composing the birth announcement: To Kim K & Kanye West: a much loved bitch was born &etc. Space birth was the latest craze
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3all speakers of the language had died long since. The search was on for a Rosetta Stone to understand that first fold and dead language. Lingo-archaeologist Androulla Ankh boarded
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12Ikea knew. I was surrounded by planks & screws, tears & snot running down my face. Then a glint & embedded in some polystyrene, a huge emerald. I picked it up. It was transmitting
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6- I read your lonely hearts ad, I have these questions: 1 Do you like spaghetti? 2 Are you afraid of heights? 3 Are you really a man? Please provide a chart of yr tattoos. No Leo's
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4them. This so annoyed me, I began to only say things to which the answer 'cool' would be appropriate. "What's summer in Scotland like?" - cool. "My fridge is..?" - cool. Happier,
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4and seeded the audience pumpkinwise. Tendrils grew out of their hair and bound them together. Johnny Depp leapt onto them shouting "I am the Great Pumpkin!" Billy Corgan strapped 2
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3One day Steven Moffat, who supported one end of my coffee table on his hands & knees, asked if he could go home. Tom Green, at the other end had Sockholm Syndrome, so was no bother
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4LucieL was toying with the idea of starting a story with an interesting and inspiring premise. But she thought - no, I'll talk about my parking fine. I've got another one. Oh the
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5he summoned his necromancer for new spells to beget a male heir."Couplie at the end of the Cerne Abbas Giant's penis. And behead your wife & find a new one." So that's what he did.
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5stall on Brighton beach selling noodle burgers & sweet & sour cola. Then they imported Japanese Homo Sausage, & the Sino/Jappo/American fusion cuisine overtook all Southern England
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6up to a point. But to drive over the border, he had to drill holes for his eyes, arms & feet in the coffin. He didn't have the necessary torpor the dead are famous for. So Dave
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7that's because he's hypnotised me with ink blots, the way psychologists do. His amber eyes glowed at me over the menu. "I'll order," he purred. "Your finest fish heads, garçon!
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4She mood lit a seminar room, left out forms, tape measures & alcopops & left the naked students to it. Briiiing! OMG - the Dean! "Dr Love, you told me size doesn't matter!" "My res
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3I sat by him & unobtrusively slipped him a note : ORDER ME CHEESEBURGER FRIES CHOC MLKSHKE - MAKE THAT DOUBLE FRIES OR THE WAITRESS GETS IT. The trucker froze and then called
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3the surgeon sheared off your voice box, panicked, & now the camera's stuck in your lung. He's on a flight to Northern Cyprus which doesn't extradite for malpractice." He hissed sad
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6. She was sitting at the counter wearing a Superdrug uniform & she looked tired. Hatch had never seen anything so lovely. "Hi," he said, "I'm a billionaire & I live here." She glan
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3Vampires in Helsinki COME ALIVE!
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6A major unintended consequence of the collapse of the Iron Curtain in 1989 (ish) was that the UK would never again win the Eurovision Song Contest. If we'd known this, our celebrat
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4"innuendo - how to" but came up with nothing. I went to the cupboard, found a pack of my husband's cheese balls, popped a couple in my mouth & sucked reflectively. Innuendo eluded