Finished Folds (2341—2360)
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4But 'better in than out when it comes to invading body insects' is my motto! The prone figure grunted and a cockroach exited from his belly button. Its tiny voice shouted, "I've co
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4Paddington Station at rush hour. Always a bad move. Even someone as virtuous as the faithful had unworthy thoughts. Devilish thoughts. He stuck his foot out and a party of Italian
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11differently talented fruits of the forest. The fruits gathered for the recording of 'Sweep Dreams'. The effing and blinding, the consumption of strong lager, the pungency alone
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5"It's the boredom which gets you mostly, Marbles. I'm a lemur who likes the great outdoors," Marbles touched the slime growing on the prison walls. The cell door clanged and
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5to move on a day. It was Friday and she was in love!
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5"Hola, si," answered the telemarketer. "I've hacked into your credit card and the payment's gone through successfully! The bazooka will be shipped direct from a nearby warzone. Tha
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5shade on a little lemur curled up in my lap. If I'm the lemur then my lap is the primevial sheltering earth. The shade is not-knowing and the umbrella is the seventh galaxy. It all
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4Anna held my wrist. "A person doesn't change because you find out more," she said. "Got to fly!" I leapt off the ferris wheel and whizzed down the wire into bombed out Vienna town
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4This story is about the friendship of 2 spotty dogs, their adventures from the Sahara desert to the Wailing Wall in Jerusalem, their eventual marriage and bizarre deaths in Cairo.
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4If you want happy ever after and kisses on lips and flowers and violins then stop reading.This story's not for you.
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6and became hugely fat. I'm carried around on litter by 4 strapping lads. Some bacon nailed to its roof ensures an eagle follows me at all times. Who says money can't buy happiness?
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4full of delinquent daisies, badly behaved begonias & stroppy sedums. Mrs Crepuscule believed in positive reinforcement. "Thank you for not strangling Pansy, Billy Bindweed, have a
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7the Sea Hag was exercised from the captain's beard. The mutinous dogs hove to in Zanzibar & a passing wangateur rubbed monkey bone ash & whipped cream into the beard. A screech
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5straight through the comedy floorboard. The psychedelic clown loomed over Jenny and planted a custard pie in her face. "I'll Majestic Mouse you... you... clown!" she shrieked. "Cor
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2the Floella the punk ballerina yearned to hold the other girl's hand. Then maybe kiss her on the cheek. Then pirouette & yell in her face. The usual girl on girl stuff that dreams
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7"If I stay there will be trouble," Wolfie said. "If you go there will be double," I replied. Suddenly an armadillo appeared from nowhere, picked up the gun in its mouth and raced
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6enfringement" as it's difficult to distinguish hideously coloured cereal from shiny gadgets. God spoke "Steve Jobs, Bruce Lee & Heath Ledger, your time is up. Will you all just lea
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8n too impecunious to afford cake so they offered the coffee shop owner a smack on the bum each for 2 slices of carrot cake. He obliged & Meg & Chloe, smarting slightly, sat on the
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5going to have their day in the sun! However, The Chosen ignored them as usual while being admired, having great sex & possessing soft, manageable hair. I'm not bitter. Not at all.
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7Detective Manatee felt uncomfortable in his dinner suit. 'The Marriage of Detective Manatee' was premiering at Sydney Opera House with tenor Lucio Lamantino in the star role. In