Finished Folds (2461—2480)
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5. But I'd forgotten to eat a Neon Carrot crayon and the vital carrots bits were missing from my vomit art. Would it damage my artistic integrity to add them in now? You can decide.
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4inconvenient truths. It'll caw in distress until Al Gore comes along to wring its neck, pluck it and eat its still warm body. It's just what he's like sometimes, Al Gore. An animal
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7, actually it's bankrupting me. I sat on the loo, read a page of my 1st edition of Orwell's 'Road to Wigan Pier', tore it out & wiped my bum. My dream bog roll is a 1st edition of
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1for my stepson to hit me over the head with an oversized Looney Tunes mallet. But he didn't. I drank some vino, smoked a tab. I picked up an anvil and, staggering, dropped it out
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6Smiles McGee was such a sweet crocodile that he only ate prey that liked him. None of his prey liked him so he ate pond weed. He was so fashionably thin that Vogue magazine spotted
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6eled by the car and I got on her wobbly back to climb into the car. I'm quite short. I put on the Care Bear 'Caring for Obese People Seminar' tummy symbol - a burger in a heart and
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1this and made sure Anna Marie died with her family in a freak helicopter accident. But Cindy Lynn was still disatisfied. Sipping an umbrella'd drink by her Beverly Hills pool, she
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4Then Monica Lewinsky (Keira Knightly) bursts out of the annex (Jude Law) pursued by Hilary Clinton (Angelina Jolie). Bill Clinton (Mel Gibson) star jumps through the Oval Office wi
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5The things he can't spell and knows nothing about pertain to the husbandry of trolls. The other things he can spell, but is unsure of, relate to the music of the spheres, Gaelic &
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6eyes followed Fran's gaze following the busy buzzing bee. "Well it's been real, Hans, I'll... er... be getting along." Frans climbed a tree to the sound of Hans's wracking sobs
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4"I'll thank you for not bringing uncircumsized sausages into my house. I've been a strict fruitarian since 3pm," she hissed. "Fine" I replied, stuffing the pack back into my pocket
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6Jethro's face became pucer. "Hold on Mindy, I can get you out of the Sisterhood's prison pants!" . He snapped his clam shell cell phone shut and mounted his tandem. The empty back
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6of her automobile, It broke her neck, It made a heck, Of a mess on the Rue de Gonville, Duck dong Madame Wong, Tho' she'd done nothing wrong, Caught a bus to Saigon, Disguised as a
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6Dear Cosmo, I've got a friend, a really good friend and I've just discovered that my friend has got another friend. What should I do?
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6e. Cecilia was anything but silent. "Look around," she yelled,"your feet are brown now." Art's stinking toe carbuncle was spreading infection all over his foot! There she was, Mrs
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3... ErMerGerd... Eww." So Attila the Honey Badger went to Hungary where Attilas are everywhere and the sense of humour is zany/unamusing depending on your POV. Sitting in a Turkish
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3.They still ripped them to bits of course, but Vorgons needed to do that forgiven. They asked forgiveness of their victims like the executioner did Anne Boleyn before her beheading
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3Now the flowers are Useless Hope and the dirt is Unmitigated Misery. We pick flowers, ie. Strangle Nascent Being. Then put them in a vase. The vase is Bounded Desire. The water is
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2Doggy Doughnuts or Doggy Danishes, Doggy Devil's Food Cake or Doggy Duck with Doggy Dipping Sauce on the side. All this was verboten for Diabetic Doggy Daffy the Dandie Dinmont. So
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3here, not in Lansing... not Lansing... not here.. please... not here... not Lansing... dear God, Sweet Lord... not... not here.. please not here... please not Lansing... Gary