Finished Folds (2481—2500)
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4d, chewing cud. On my side of the marital bed, I was freaking. What if Dolly left me for a ram with unfeasibly large testicles! My anxiety drove me to call in a counsellor
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3DangerMouse, superhero & secret agent was a mistress of disguise. Except for her ears. So she lived in the holiday resort of Scarborough, where a wooly hat is needed year round.
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3. The endolphins were swimming round my bloodstream. I experienced a testosterone surge and threw my soup tins at the wall. They exploded and I could see my Mother's face staring
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4I often felt whistful when episodes of Nippon TV's 'Monkey' finished. All that leaping about was exhausting! I picked up the pizza box from where I'd thrown it sword fighting with
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5The Blind Man is a Seeing Woman. Her hair's short and she bumps into things. Did that cause the confusion? I dunno, I only write this stuff. She gave me the gun & I shot the queen
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8, top left corner. Gooooaaaal!! Ack, fooled again. All the strikers in the premier league knew how to distract me. I was the only goalie with a tin foil fetish. "Brian, you're fire
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6a little jolt to keep this honeymoon on track. I nibbled her neck bolts, she twiddled mine. "Have you ever considered, um... 220volts?". "That kinky European current? What kind of
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2You know, Derek's got feelings too! He'd worked hard on that tricycle. It wasn't covered in 's**t'. Derek had lovingly coated in it 't**t' with extra 'y***u'. Why, I could wring
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4They recited the 7 times table together, but he always got stuck on 7x8. She chucked another bucket of blue-flavoured slushee over him. "56," he croaked, "I can't take it anymore
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2ia he tossed a coin. Tails he wasn't. The relief! He loved being a truck driver, travelling all over the Continent to different land and cultures and telling everyone to f-off. It
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2. Did I want a life dominated by Hermux and Halloumi again? I embedded the chip into Nipper, my mutt's, neck for backup purposes and left on the ferry to Bergen to dive the fjords.
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1on research into skin grafts and finger replacements for easy-bake oven injuries. The baboons at the research station in Polk County were restless. Ralph stroked their fingerless
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8his suitcase. So at Heathrow customs, the contraband spaniels were all over his luggage. "A blatant case of blood-honey smuggling!" intoned the judge, "25 years, send him down!"
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4the denial of her carnivorous nature? The answer is no. She lures insects into her waxy tube and plots revenge. Her name's Jack now, btw.
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4before Bob as a Collosus! "Whaddya want!" bawled the Mother of All Waitresses. "Ummm.." "I'm WAITING" "I'll have what you want me to have," gibbered Bob, sweating bricks. She snatc
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5She had the eyes of Caligula & the mouth of M Monroe, according to Mitterand who was French & knew his horseflesh. On the day of the funeral, I boarded up my house & left on the
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5Scrapplepooch, pwning him. But pork roll didn't pull through. The funeral was good day out. Spambaby babbled the eulogy and Kevin Bacon was on video link all the way from LA! We
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7is appreciated in this attention deficit culture. Bastards. However, I persevered with talking backwards until I met, Willard, who talks out of both sides of his mouth
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6" The couples were forced by embarrassment into 'trundling'. They took their clothes off and sat on the carpet. They passed round some sandy compost, trowels and marigold seedlings
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9stamped his hairy foot. "From now on," Mr Randy ugged, "we're drawing BISON & HANDS, nothing else!" Ook, Glok & Gak couldn't believe it. The Stone Age was boring enough. They threw