Finished Folds (2541—2560)
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6"Wha' u wan'? Numma 44?" I was in Bansai!! Mme Wong's financial emporium. "A loan, a big one," I muttered. Her eyes, 2 crows smashed into a chalk cliff, narrowed. She lit a sm
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4e of infidelity struck immediately. I was bringing in 2 pieces of battenburg cake & found Adam and Adam in a clinch on my sofa! I tried to insinuate myself between my perfect mates
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2All I can hear is Margaret Thatcher's voice.
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1And as the phrase goes, it's not hard to distinguish between a Columbian with a grievance and a ray of sunshine. They were sitting on an MDMA mountain and Starbucks refused to stoc
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2chunky soup. Stormsausage Horstmacher, screwing in his monocle, slapping his riding boots with his crop said "Ve haf vays of meking you vear tight leather" The lederhosen-clad
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3Hamburglar came down the stairs dressed in a negligee and nothing else. We ignored him. "I demand satisfaction!" he stated. "Tomorrow, at dawn, pistols or sword, your choice."
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6My pregnant zombie girlfriend was not blooming. I'd go to brush my teeth at night and find a finger in the basin. "Darling!" I'd call out, "I think this belongs to you." I'd sew it
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5, so the Tate Modern invited me to crayon in the blank squares on their Mondrians. I did this without going over the lines and was hailed as a great talent. I filled the Turbine Ha
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5Whereas I am obsessed by Beethoven's late quartets and speak in High German. I don't eat steaks. I don't shake. I cultivate stillness. My family want to put me up for adoption
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4"Reading Greek myths again?" Jon said. "Umm, no." "Then why are the dogs dressed as Leda and the Swan?" A small mutt trotted past like Bjork in a wonky swan costume.
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2Eros, the impossibly beautiful and terrifying God, was sitting in the garden of Psyche's palace. Under his naked feet the path of opals, amethysts and pearls glistened in the sun.
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6I, on the other hand, am in no way an ignorant turd. Unlike Kerouac I use punctuation, paragraphs and don't bang on and on in general about stuff. My vehicles are not urinated upon
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4soothing. I found that my sofa-hand was useful at family occasions where extra seating was welcome for elderly or drunk relatives. Sometimes embarrassing when in-law flirting beca
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4Nutcracker Suite anytime soon. I led in a new ox of wine from the backyard. It's mournful lowing alerted my family. We filled foaming jugs under its baleful stare. My half cut bro
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3and picked out the tune to 'Old Love'. "I can see your face, but it's not real..." He sat in the doorway of his hut and sang his songs. Up in the sky an albatross flew carrying a
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3it was winter, 1972. On a bench on Hampstead Heath, Ana whispered the code words to her Soviet handler 'the chihuahua' and handed over the microfilm. Their breath clouded the air
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4Can I lick your thigh, Lance? Just the left one. Just a little bit?" "Hell yeah!" he whooped. Moxie Razzi licked and felt stupefied as the powerful stimulants seeping from his
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3answer to this question the Dwarf asked Blackskull's brain: "How will King Friday die?" He sprinted out of his palace but the Dwarf caught up with him - they always do, you see
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3again. "Take off the bowling ball hat, Cindy," I begged. "It's crushing your cortexes of rationality!" "It's welded!" she moaned. I dragged myself across the floor of the Piggly-Wi
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4we all need to draw a veil over the whole episode and move on. Happy thoughts - that's what we need: moonbeams, bunnies. Not the excruciating pain of an everlasting purgatorial