Finished Folds (2521—2540)
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4I was lying on my bed watching the moonbeams from my nipples play back & forth across the ceiling like search lights, when they both locked onto a disembodied hand crouching in the
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2We were the ne plus ultra, the Jersey Royal News of coach potatoes. The EU, to reduce its butter mountain , sent every person in the world a pack of butter. So we smothered ourselv
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4Ethiopian undertakers). Oh no! Diplomatic incident! The ghost of Haile Selassie haunted Obama until he sacrificed several quail coptically. The bare-assed babt assassin, meanwhile,
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5Charon's jacked hovercraft was incredible, souped up on the souls of the damned. We headed for Elysium along the Lethe. In Hypnos' cave, feeling drowsy, the eels attacked, taking
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5to my favourite aisle: cakes and biscuits. I established my boudoir there and lay in my crumby bed surrounded by jam puffs, custard tarts and swiss rolls. I was a pet to the staff
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6'Got up this morning and had fantastic breakfast, toast!!!!!! lolololol gOd xxxxx' Was God such an airhead? The Electric Monk fizzled. At least he made some effort with his tweets
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8French, the llama really was a French spy! She'd hack into the Pentagon & leave obscure aphorisms as screen savers: '"Where are the snows of yesteryear?'. Willy, her baby elephant
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3When he started smacking my bum, I changed my mind. Owwww, pain really really hurts! "Please put the ruler down," I said from upsidedown, "lets just be friends." He
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2down but the chair collapsed. Everyone chortled some more. He thought he way down out of here was the same as the way up so he might as well go & get pissed. Heraclitus went to
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4easy to remove. Suddenly BLAAM! feathers everywhere. She wasn't a superhero tart (tho' it's an easy mistake) but animal rights hero! She stuffed pacified cocks into her bodice and
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5ed him. Her Mum burst in, dragged her home & grounded for like forever. She used the time to hack into the Pentagon nuclear weapons systems & the rest is, as you know, history.
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10on the wheel out of this world. The mayor's groin unfurled and bloomed into a beautiful flower, a pre-cursor to reincarnation. If you take requests, I'd like to be a cat, Buddah.
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2his Mr beaver. She'd stare moonily over the racks but the video game store manager/football star ignored her. She spent so much time in his store that she became a total expert at
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5ll get you retrained - you CAN break free of the hormone-driven, sex-starved clichės. You'll be Rocket Scientist Nun or Relatively Sane Nun. They lived unstereotypically ever after
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9rating time wasn't the only thing on his mind. My Mom was thrilled to see him, he'd brought trout as usual. Lou Bergs got the wishbone and he asked me to pull it with him!
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4chickens? Where are the knives? What's an auger got to do to get some service round here?" "Poultry and ironmongery, 2nd floor," snapped the cashier. Crazy Rose "The Voice" tottere
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4s limp. Sparky, the abandoned groom, called Don Pepe in Sicily. Marietta was on his honeymoon on Mt Etna with just released Mr Pickles! "Boss, I dunno what to do. My heart's a squa
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4style morals! The actor playing Zeus started screaming. A split appeared in his skull, a flash of light and Athena, armed to the teeth emerged. I grabbed a javelin. It was a prop
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5Randy wanted more from his relationship with his phone. His phone told him how it felt: "Sometimes it's like you just switch me on & off. I live too much in your pocket. I need
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5. When Eros came to Psyche in the howling storm, he blotted out the stars to make sure the dark was extra inky. She just had to get on with it. No group therapy, just hard tasks