Finished Folds (2561—2580)
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4Mrs McTall went into labour. Spambaby was breach and in a can. Forceps were useless. She, with Chief Wiggum were airlifted to CERN. the powerful magnets would ensure a safe deliver
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4toshopped pictures to them. They blanched. That tryst in the Bois de Boulogne with Mademoiselles Fifi and Fufu would be all over Facebook if they didn't cough up large denomination
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4"Yaaaaaarooooooo!" really really loudly. Bardock's neighbours hated him. He'd also get up early on Sunday morning to flasculate his lempria quite obviously. No shame. Bardock's
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15Madame Wong's Japanese restaurant, 'Bansai!!' only served miso soup. Opening packets of miso and adding hot water was it, regarding her culinary skills. Beijingers loved its minima
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5. "But," a girl raised her hand nervously, "I saw Satan and he is very beautiful. He told me that Eve was right to eat the apple and we should all hugs snakes because they're cute.
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4would be fodder to their evil wiles. Jeff and Sneed, his demon, wafted bacon sandwiches in the festival-goers faces. Temptation raging, those vegans scoffed the sarnies to the poin
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13But Bob was telling me that ants WERE my friends. I kicked away the traps and lay down. The ants swarmed over me and lifted me up. They were taking me to their bloated queen
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2The 1 phrase of Flemish my boyfriend knew was: "You have beautiful breasts." I didn't ask how he'd picked that one up. My phrase was "2 hundred grams of Emmenthal, please."
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6. It was the usual Mongolian stuff: smoked horse anuses, plant holders made from congealed horse milk and... what was this? A dried eyeball set in a gold locket. Cindy put it over
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6he snow to be eaten by wolves. The wolves loved the herbal effects and surrounded the house while raiding bins. At night they howled unearthily. They started to eat the pets: hamst
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4ep, deep thoughts about the arrangement of the equipment at Fitness+ but they didn't want to know because they spoke Czech only. They said "Que" in Spanish whenever I spoke. Why?
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0every move. When he went down the shops and bought a jar of mango chutney, the security forces hauled him in. He'd contravened the 'Foreign Ketchup' regulations and waterboarding
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6folks communing with their inner Papuan New Guinean. I stood up and swayed uncontrollably to the intoxicating beat of the wombat drums. Mormons were cartwheeling around the arena
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3OJ Simpson was doing one of his re-enactments again. Unfortunately their neighbour was wearing a blond wig. "Here!" yelled the alkie parents, "get in the boot of our car!" She ran
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8g goggles to use it. The Apple Notebook's one key knew by telepathic osmosis the words you wanted to type. Never anything rude or miserable, only happy Apple-sanctioned thoughts
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5a primo ballerino assoluto at the Bolshoi like me!" He watched in the monitor with glee as his fat cousin opened the electrified fridge and jolted and jerked. His cousin still ate
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6remained was to tell her he, Cary Grant, was gay. "Eva, I'm gay." "Oh,"she said."Yes," "Oh,"she said. "Yes," he said."See ya then!" she said. "Um, I might be bi, actually." "Oh,"
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3but this revealed the fatal case of ringworm on her tummy. "It's OK," she croaked,"I knew the fungi'd get me in the end." Then she croaked for real.
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2I was making a cheese and ham toastie by ironing the ingredients between 2 slices of bread. Now I had melted cheese all over my ironing board and the steam setting made the bread
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6I'd been upgraded to Lunch on Geisha. It's hard drinking soup off a naked lady, but I had a good go. She objected to steak flambé so we shared a ham sandwich. The ice cream was fun