Finished Folds (2601—2620)
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5He just couldn't do it. Gerbil purgatory is full of wheels with gerbils running endlessly. Ted needed retraining. He went with his gun to a shady bar. "When's the next rabbit raid?
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7ran over the pothole and away to Mordor. Parp! Parp! Bilbo stuck his head out of the hole. It was Mr Toad in his little car escaping from jail! "Mr Toad help, I've got no legs" sho
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5Dave got to his feet swaying slightly. "I hope that everyone associated with this travesty shites a Christmas tree," he proclaimed
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6hold true for Waterloo, Station as well as Timbuktu, Airport as well as me and you, All our lives are split into, Two halves of not a clue, One of course is vindaloo, the other is
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5and didn't fit anyway. He took the coal slippers off and threw them on the fire and warmed his hands near the flames. Then there was a knock at the door - it was the prince!
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3was still in the bedroom. Luis needed to declutter his life, starting with corpses and going on from there. His heroin dealer knew what to do. "Bury Diana in the garden wrapped in
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1"My name is Bond, James Bond," intoned all the actors in unison. The mushrooms, all come over by the overwhelming James Bondness of it all, sighed and spontaneously sauteed themsel
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4face as he got in he car. Darla didn't know where he was buried as he'd been collected and put in a mass grave. She found the little ring when clearing his car. She still wears it.
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11throw a pork chop at it. But the fern ate the chop and then chased after my pet piebald rat, Razvan. I searched paradise high and low for my little ratty friend but my cries echoe
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5was amazing. He had a hamburger for himself, fries for his left octupus tentacle and a milkshake for his right octopus tentacle. Ugh. The tentacles had put tube worms in his burger
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3sold Roger a potato pair of boots. They were quite damp and unpleasant but he could tip toe out of the bar. His potato boots disintegrated and he ran barefoot into the green fields
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3she was going to dump her Euro boyfriend, Gianni. "Gianni,"she said firmly, "it's over. You must be gay." Gianni looked confused "Trish, bella mia, take a good look
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11I'd given everything I owned to the Sisters of Glory. I called. "No can do, mate," a sister snapped, "terms and conditions apply." Get in line with the rest of the destitute. I
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4taking his geese to market without tarring their feet. John and Frank splashed plenty of dihydrogen monoxide over Farmer Bill's farmhouse, lit and threw a match and stood back
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5Feeeeeeeed Meeeeeeeee." Hypnotised by those eyes, her captors fed her and fed her. Soon she was too large to fit through the cell door. The day of release came and a bevy of warder
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5to become self-sufficient in potatoes. Albert Leroy Jinkens and his communist kidnapped children planted acres of spuds in a freezing wet Spring. They got trench foot but were livi
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6head and cried "I have a heart too. If you prick a slampadata do we not bleed just like you lot?" I felt ashamed "You know I just thought you were a dozy orange mare. I was wrong
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5Even worse was when I turned the page over and found the supplementary questions. Answers: 'No.', 'Never.', 'Not when I was conscious.', 'I thought you'd forgotten that.', 'FFS',
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3careered round a corner and I saw them - the British in a red doubledecker bus full of jam. I smashed the back window with my elm staff and hexed their driver. Their bus exploded
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2I woke up all drooly. How low is it when even your dream bunny is giving you grief? I googled my dream's meaning: 'You will travel'. So I booked a ticket on the next rocket to Venu