Finished Folds (2621—2640)
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3blurred the lines some more and had sex while changing the tyre and that's when it happened. The monkey wrench. I'm suing her parents, I'm gonna bleed them dry. It's... inoperable
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8I was having tea with the vicar yesterday. He picked up a knife. "Cake?" he said. "Or death?" I joked. The Rev. looked at me strangely. I looked at the knife in his hand and swallo
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5, but a good night for the cardboard cut out who'd never got so lucky. Next the vandals focused on bringing down capitalism by ditching their branded clothes. Now naked they jumped
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1We slapped some prawns on the barbie, cracked some tinnies and welcomed Rasputin poolside. He started screaming about assassins, the Neva and
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3was between Kidney Krib 'We'll kipper your kidneys!' and Offal U Like for more obscure cavity organs like curried spleen and lung truffle. I did a roaring trade in Brain Bistro and
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3to London Zoo to look at the meerkats. The minicab driver was fresh off the boat from Azerbaijan and so dropped them outside Regent's Park Mosque. I was singing by now and Tony
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2Iva had to pay people silver sixpences to call her 'Sticky Mouth', even when she was marshmallowed up and her mouth was very obviously sticky. One day she ran out of sixpences. But
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3Charles was lost in reverie at this face that she had loved. He seemed to see again something of her in it. It was a marvel to him. He would have liked to have been this man.
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2you have to talk to them and I'm naturally taciturn and morose. I needed to learn effortless effluence and incontinence of speech to nab a new girlfriend so I signed up for a cours
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4one of them was traveling on the tube in rush hour when I was filming a scene. Porn in crowded carriages is challenging and my foot was stuck in the face of... my biggest political
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3swept over each shoulder and to his waist like 2 drugged beavers. According to ancient Moorish law, no citizen other than El Gran Bigote was allowed to grow a moustache in Cordoba
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5tried to hoover everywhere. Greg had been hypnotised as a roomba. He was licking the carpets when his good friend Oliver Tambo walked in. "Welcome to Laguna and take off your shoes
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5the audience to leave legacies to her in return for cyanide capsules. Surely even Oprah's audience wouldn't fall for that old chestnut. "Please leave Mme Napoleon everything!" sobb
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8on the horizon. Digby had to get out of the Chasma and onto the Feldborgian Plateau. The network of chasmata branched around him. He chose North,away from the tiny sun and sank to
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4I put adverts in very special magazines. My thighs, I wrote, are like super squishy blancmange. I wobble in the slightest breeze. I look like the blandest butterscotch pudding
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6I aimed at his head. "Mais... sacre blue!" trumpeted Babar and scarpered as shot peppered his backside. Satisfied I sat back and downed a ginger ale. Swaack! An enormous trunk hit
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6. Audrey was beautiful stuffed. I put her and Ted in a glass domed case and displayed them together in my bay window next to the aspidistra. My next project was stuffing the neighb
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2great swirls of pearls. The purple fish ate them and were then eaten by great shimmering squid. My vision started to fade.. Uncle Martin's note said: Go to the cemetery at midnight
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3The stupid girl's preference for Belgian waffles over frog princes is reasonable! I've never had a Belgian waffle cover me in slimy kisses or start croaking at the crack of dawn
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4then try hitting the side of the droid's head. If this fails, try reading the Droid Manual. If you need to return your malfunctioning Droid, don't cry too much. It'll miss