Finished Folds (2641—2660)
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1Toledo, the place where harsh religious persecutions were held against the Jews by the Visigoths. It was a Visigoth what got me from behind down an alley with a axe. I'd done NOTHI
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1ever eat it. The OP geezer, surrender monkey, pig orcs and Gandalf came to an agreement. Unfortunately they wouldn't tell me what the agreeement was even tho' I asked nicely. Sorry
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3I rolled my chair back from my blackened cubicle and ran my hand through my singed hair. I ignored the sniggering Kate as I walked to my boss's office to file a complaint. Fire thr
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5he pulled a sleeping fruit bat off an oak tree and thwacked the unicorn on the nose with its furry body. The unicorn had a sneezing fit and impaled its horn into the tree. He slump
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5pulled out a rubber chicken. No one took any notice. He took off his hat and ate it. Some people started to stop and look. He took out some spoons and played My Old Man's a Dustman
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3during a demonstration of the salient points of 'Bend Ova' I slipped a disc and had to be carted off by ambulance to A&E. I was in traction with my legs at right angles when BLAM!
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3. It was the huge pile of empty whisky bottles which alerted me to the nesting site of Nessie herself. There, on top of a pile of pine branches, were olive green eggs the size of
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1Sometimes I wonder about my expectations of people who are paid to tell me to get a grip. Their lives are bigger messes than mine: that's the definition of a Life Coach
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3Are you feeling any better, want a crystal on that?" "Maybe an ambulance, this can in my chest is hurting,' she said. "OK,"my wife said, "but you could use some work on your chi
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4clamped its jaws around my arm and shook me like a rabbit. "Hraaaargh!" I yelled. I was about to pass out when Usain Bolt zoomed up from nowhere. He yanked the dog off me and
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4Medal of Continence. I walked up in that waddly way you have when there's a lot going on in your shorts to receive the prize. "You will pay for this," the MC hissed. A 'plop' annou
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1"God is Dead," said the stranger. The Kid fired 3 times and the stranger lay dead at his feet. The Kid
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5cheekbones and they needed protecting from the elements. That's it, I'm saying no more about the snood. No more. Also my snood doubles as a bra when I'm behind with the laundry. No
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5retrain as a dog groomer. 'The more I know about people, the more I love my dogs,' said someone, maybe a philosopher.
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3worried that her new date might be too obtuse for her tastes. Oh Ron, why did you dump me? Ron spoke plain. Ron drove a car. Ron ate chicken. Ron wore black
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1said,"No," picking at his navel. David Oreck had a shocking amount navel debris. He invented a mini vacuum, but he put it in his belly button and untied it and his legs fell off.
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5he could blame the candy for all his problems. I'm not a psychiatrist, but I believe Nate's problem isn't his geekiness but due to a druid's curse. At the winter solstice Nate's
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4They put aside all differences and burn an effigy of Richard Simmons dressed as Saladin on a pyre. Then they lounge and eat as many donuts as they like. The new King of Jerusalem
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3harder and harder to soak up the sugary sweetness. Then pancreases pack up and we all slip slowly into a diabetic coma. I know I've shattered your bourgeois sensibilities. Tough.
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4I take it that this is it. I take the manila folders and go? No answer. I picked up the folders, walked out the door, dumped them in the canal and caught the last train to Oban.