Finished Folds (2821—2840)
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4He gave the coat with it's lead-lined pockets to Count Attila Szily. The Count put it on, it's silver fox fur swept the ground. He climbed into his barge and headed up the Danube
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4I changed the locks just in case. Having a powerful witch like Renee Hekate as an ex is potentially lethal. She is also the moon and the stars, so,although I try, I'm always remind
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5it sliced through my jugular, I executed a perfect triple salko with backflip. The shiruken's burning blade sliced into my arse. Oh no! Aaaaaaaarrrrgh! It bloody hurt! A samurai
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1really easy to get to. Go to Broadway, take a left into Pudding Lane, at the T junction it's sharp right down London Wall. Next over the footbridge to Piccadilly, and the theatre's
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2inotaur. Meanwhile, in Crete, NE, under a new volcano, a new Minotaur waited for a new Theseus to pickup the thread of fate in the new labyrinth and start their story again.
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5Danny Bonaduce knew that the Director knew that the Director's wife didn't know that the Director knew that the boys weren't the Director's. What Danny Bonaduce didn't know was
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5thing until I met Death with her slathering wolves at a crossroads one day. She said "You're dead." I said "No, I'm not." Death just walked away.
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0He'd assembled a small harem in the spare bedroom. They were all virgins, of course. "Watcha got in there?" Helen asked suspiciously as he locked the door. Mr Roper kissed his wife
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2ate a horse sperm omelette. Not paying attention in biology, she thought mixing eggs and sperm and eating it would produce a horse/human hybrid. She keeps taking the tests, hoping.
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5penises... amazing! Suddenly there was a commotion and police came running onto the stage. They picked up VulvaVoice who was yelling from both ends about enfringement of her right
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6key. We had to raise a volcano near Crete, NE. We intoned: "Send forth native smoke and threaten the stars with the dread fruit of thine own body." Vulcan obliged. Lava-cooking was
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5just walked away. The contractions were coming one after another - no gaps. I was in a world of pain I'd never imagined and I had to push. This baby was coming NOW and I was on my
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3I love you...did I say that?... Hahaha... It's not that thing. I'm ENORMOUSLY.No the thing is... Seriously... What was I saying? You want another? It's all just... And another thin
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4In Denny's Fungushead started to wail: "Indiauuhh, you're my love song... I'm an American ha ha ha ... Pleasemepleasemepleasemepleasemepleasemepleasemepleasemepleasemepleasemepleas
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6what Amphitrite needed. Little Triton cost her a fortune in mackerel and The Dread Lord of the Various Oceans isn't the easiest ex in the world. And Atlantis is a peaceful place.
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2fey Vsduz was the name of the uranium mine. At the weekend we would stuff uranium ore into extra large pockets and catch the coach from Budapest to Vienna. The only problem
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5She bathed in the river and cut off her long hair with a knife. She dressed in a linen mantel and woollen padded shirt and leggings. Her chain mail hung to her knees. She was ready
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4er. On second thoughts why not jam his head in the grinder instead? Soon, he was on the way to the pie factory as the special ingredient for Steak and Kidney pie with added Idiot
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6n tablets and Immodium. I zapped back 400 years. My car sank in the bog with all my luggage. I was sinking into the peaty Scots bog when hairy arms grabbed and pulled. "Och, now
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4to gather on a promontory overlooking the dog pound. On the flanks, her cavalry of tabbies mounted on turkeys jostled together. In between, the Siamese infantry, fast and cunning