Finished Folds (2801—2820)
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7l and hearty Scouser would always share her stash of toffees with me - how friendly! Sarah would also sleep with anyone who'd ask her which I think is very friendly too. The camp
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7the gob. A swift blow to the kidneys later and still whirling like a turbine, a bouncer jettisoned me onto the pavement. The cruel world's indifference to experimental theatre was
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2the reprehensible Georgie Porgie who kissed the girls and made them cry. Mayor McCheese knew he'd have to provide lashings of pudding and pie to win this election. So he contacted
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4He sneaked some pomegranate seeds into Aliyah's breakfast porridge. Aliyah looked into her bowl frowning. "It's my heart," blurted out Putan, "I put my heart in your porridge."
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6talking with an angel at his kitchen table until the bottle was empty. When he stopped drinking, Fr Joe missed his chats as AA meetings didn't provide such good company.
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4and the little bird drank from it while he played it 'Favorite Things' by John Coltraine, gloopily. Once finished, the hummingbird built a nest of cobwebs inside the sax and laid a
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0have gone to the hospital immediately to get those burns treated, but Johnson was nothing if not kinda stupid in a loveable, if irritating, way. You know what I mean.
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4this marvellous space but never stayed as they liked the Great but disliked the Gloomy. Big Bob and the renter, to impress the gorgeously chaste women, played them pan pipes made
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6As she was a tiny ball of light, she hadn't managed to steer the PT Cruiser - even though it had power steering and everything. So Thumbelina caught the bus to work, healthwise a
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1Philomena Cunk, Chairman of Cunk Inc, strode into the boardroom. She had a brace of lawyers with her but they'd be useless in the brawl that would follow her announcement
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5Into the Slough of Despond here in lovely Vanity Fair. Dave spent his day Pushing the Envelope. He pushed it in a special central groove in his desk from one side to the other
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3feel sexy sprawled all over the sidewalk with my face in the gutter. Laboutins! I feel as sexy as a pig bung sausage wearing Laboutins because I have to hold onto walls and furnit
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4shoe shop. "Was its das?" said the teacher. "Ein schuh." Tony replied. "Was its das?" said the teacher. "Ein andere schuh," he replied. His shoe German was going great. The opera
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1My life had been spiralling downwards since the washing machine broke. I'd lost my job, my husband had left me for my best friend whose washing machine was in working order
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4girdle and started. If I was going to have the roast rib of beef with all the trimmings on the table AT THE SAME TIME, when should I start to boil the sprouts? And gravy - if I'm
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7circle the man, showing dorsal fin. The man, panicking, grabbed by a melange of hermit crabs and prawns would be dragged to the giant clam's cave as an offering. What could go wron
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5out the dog food. The human did this. The Sheltie then barked some more commands. Open the Door! The human complied. She rolled over. Scratch my Tummy! The Sheltie had utter comman
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2nne as she took off her shirt and stuffed it in the pork stew. Her skirt went into the trifle and Leanne dunked her bra in the assorted dips. Her anorak went into the chocolate
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6"Whaddya, whaddya, you wanta da plans?" Mussolini slapped rolls of architectural drawings down. "You knocka down Roman ruins and builda me Fascisti monumenti!" How could I stop him
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5. O the agony of betrayal! She stopped eating, sleeping her waking thoughts and sleeping dreams were consumed with revenge. His wife while he was sleeping, cut off Squawkers beard!