Finished Folds (2841—2860)
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5, 2 black eyes and a partridge in a pear tree!" I smashed my xylophone into the TV, then threw it throughout the closed window. Glass everywhere. He stared as if he couldn't care
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4Why was this woman calling him at night giving him her opinions on abstract art? Andy was a decorator. He rolled emulsion on walls with loving care. He didn't tip the
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5puking and shaking, Newt watched endless ballerinas thumping around on stage. At last the vulture released him from its bloodied claws and Newt could catch the last tube to Brixton
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3pulling all his teeth out to use as guitar picks. I can't see a problem with the strategy as the band aren't going to last the next concert in Glasgow anyway. Glaswegians are not
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2The way that the wolf man motivated the group was old-fashioned but effective. He dragged the person next to him out of his chair and bit his neck in two. He felt so motivated that
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4Baskervilled her. Concrete Roman and Handel Gothic pillars supported the great palace of Neutraface. There Arial sat contemplating his Ubuntu. It hurt a little. He decided that
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3the Eternal Vegetative Cycle. Butterflies flapped, birds tweeted and slugs slurped along the Rotten Road of Redemption towards the whirling flanges of fate. Nirvana was close in
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3fast food delight. I could now cheerlead with confidence. I pulled on my pom poms, some Wellington boots and a stout pair of britches. Then came the helmet. Cheerleading could be
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4down his sceptre and told me my Divine punishment. From now on everything my lips touched would taste like hummus: everything I ate, everything I drank, every woman I kissed. I
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6..." El Toado lifted his hand. "Listen up, mate," he said, "if I wanted you to speak to me in Spanish, I'd have given you a dictionary. "No need to get snippy!" I said, "I'll have
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4"Your dreams are safe with me, Agent Scam," I said. Your wife probably doesn't want to know about that one involving the monkey in the Channel Tunnel anyway. I put the journal into
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3. Zephyrus, the West Wind, had seen how much I wanted to be a bird and had lifted me up in his billowy arms. I stretched out my arms and a gull called out to me as I soared
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2The Dr Spock/Sybil combo set up an oracle by the sea on the island of Naxos. The Sybil was descended from a sea monster and liked the sound of waves. Child-related prophesies were
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5Lucielucie got so involved in the botanical argument that she pressed the red flag button, by accident. Was it a TUBAH as the Austrian botanist insisted, or a drupe? The French
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6Once upon a time there was a woman who tried to sneak her chameleon through customs by wearing it as a hat.
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3this. He had to leave his flat anyway as he kept played Ornithology cranked up to number 11 through the night and his neighbours had picketed the building, not letting him back in
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2I took the gold penny with the circuits and put it into one of the slots in my laptop. I then opened up Youtube and started watching vids. This is what he meant, to be a watcher?
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3performance of Mahler's 5th backwards there's ever been. As the famous quote goes, they were "playing all the right notes, but not necessarily in the right order" and couldn't see
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5gets a little acid sometimes when I wonder when I'll meet the Woman I Regret. Who'll break my heart and drive me to the edge of insanity. But that's another story...
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3mark of a Ming dynasty craftsman. His wife could be original - worth a fortune. Made back in the day when the Chinese knew how to make porcelain rather than just everything. He