Finished Folds (2881—2900)
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1, Narfi and Barfi with their fused eyes, snuggled up to watch The Biggest Loser together. This angered the Quatroempatlaunelja who was sensitive about his 25 guts. Garfi said
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4"Those feet are as smooth and silky as Venus de Milo's backside," said Jake, "I'm going to the Wart Society meeting alone." Harvey really needed to steal Jake's soul. He couldn't
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5Der Kommissar knocked on the door. "I'm baaack! Are you wearing your special trousers?" Peter's spiky hair dropped a little. "Ja baby, ich komme," he called as jauntily as he could
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3posted through his door on a leaflet every Wednesday. He could sell Encylopaedias door to door and make his fortune. He set off for the Encylopaedia mine straightaway and
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4his eyes went blue and rolled into the back of his head. He was dead. The Snake hissed a little and slithered under the fridge. It snuggle up next to the warm motor and dozed
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4"What stuff are you talking about? I haven't got stuff. I didn't come out with stuff on me!" " Well then you can't touch mine without the stuff. I told you I need stuff and lots
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3slap an injunction on him for stalking her for five years. He stopped rummaging through her bins to look up at her and smile adoringly. "Look," he said,"I've got one of your
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6Wilbur and he had died from years of wallpaper paste abuse. The paper mache project was mine alone. I opened the hangar and gasped. A papier mache Tower of Babel rose majestical
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4I dumped a bag of sand and grit on my kitchen floor, then drew a big circle in it. I took the witch doctor's stick and invoked Pelagia, Goddess of Crossdressers to come to my aid.
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6and soot. My mate is maxing the credit card on limos, meringue wedding dresses and rice. In keeping with tribe traditions I will be a naked groom, smeared in goose fat. Love
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3George at last found happiness. He was never lonely. His loving Grammy, in denture form, communicated with him via peridontal telepathy. So they lived together happily ever after.
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8Det Manatee bawled: "We're going to freakin READ the last post and USE the freakin INFO to write our post using enough STUFF so the NEXT poster can also make LINKS." He collapsed
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2Geraldine grabbed both my arms, smashed me off the ropes, leapt up and crashed onto me in a full body slam. As darkness overtook my senses, I wondered when the magic had gone. Why
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6Litze emerged sobbing from the cafe's bathroom. She was just off the bus from Estonia and hadn't seen a flushing toilet in 2 years. Budapest was paradise
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5applekind. It got hotter, we got mushier and slowly we came apart... "This apple sauce tastes kinda funny," Bob said. "It tastes of despair and unshed tears." "You complaining
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3, Judge Judy, you're an imposter!" Judge Judy levitated screeching, the flanges of her wig flapping: "Contempt of court! Shackle the Plaintiff! Drag him to the stocks! Off with his
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10looked up from the pool of self obsession and held up the Apple of Knowledge in a gnarled claw. Snow White took the fruit. She hesitated, then bit into its sour flesh.
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1rummaged in her kitchen drawer, found the short chain and clipped it back onto his dog collar. He looked at her with love and relief as she yanked him into her arms.
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2spend hours doodling little love hearts around Mr Inatick's name. Snagula dreamed of one day dressing in orange and ceremoniously sinking her teeth into Mr Inatick's jugular. How
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2made me blush with pride. I shook my booty on the dance floor until my pet ermine, strapped to my left thigh woke up and sank its pointy teeth into my delicate flesh. Bellowing