Finished Folds (2901—2920)
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10looked up from the pool of self obsession and held up the Apple of Knowledge in a gnarled claw. Snow White took the fruit. She hesitated, then bit into its sour flesh.
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1rummaged in her kitchen drawer, found the short chain and clipped it back onto his dog collar. He looked at her with love and relief as she yanked him into her arms.
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2spend hours doodling little love hearts around Mr Inatick's name. Snagula dreamed of one day dressing in orange and ceremoniously sinking her teeth into Mr Inatick's jugular. How
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2made me blush with pride. I shook my booty on the dance floor until my pet ermine, strapped to my left thigh woke up and sank its pointy teeth into my delicate flesh. Bellowing
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1due to everyone making it up. For my PhD I will study the effects of popcorn flavouring and film violence using in-movie MRI scanners and internal probes. Next I will research
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1the love of my 2 pet dogs. No tailoring would withstand the slobbering of 2 demented and overjoyed mutts. It was a plan and I'd had worse. After they'd rolled in dead rat, my dogs
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7Pat only communicated with her lover in French, translated from overwrought English via babel fish. Her lover was getting fed up. What did 'I presse your passion softness' mean?
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1earlobe holes. I surfed ebay and found some hot Nicuaraguan Betty Mines cheap. It was collection only so I bought a one way ticket on a junk sailing to Managua on the next tide.
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4between the various organs in her abdomen. Why wasn't her appendix speaking to her spleen? Her left kidney - sulking for years. And talk about bitter ovaries. Her OB-GYN pursed her
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6his dreams for his 40 year sleep. Clown Bozo strode out of his house, his flares flapping and drove to see his girlfriend. He had to right that wrong, but was he 40 years too late?
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4interplanetary orbit. He soared and dipped in the shimmering ether. His heart battered in his chest when the moons of Saturn and Jupiter waved and cheered to see his radiant glory.
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3cheese-loving harridan from number 87. So I filled my hat with mice, their pockmarks stuffed with cheese. The mice were drowsy with Old Madeira to stifle their sniffly squeaks and
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2Angie and asked,"your list, what are the ratings for?" "It's a logarithm," mumbled Angie,"giving different weightings for freshness, juiciness and ripeness." He'd be eatable at 6pm
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6"Don't leave me in Hell without you," whispered Hades to Persephone. "I want to see the sun," she said. The torches of blue gentians flared blue in the darkness.
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7Carol stared at the bags of frozen peas, wondering where her life had gone. Gerard Butler sidled up to her in the freezer section naked, except for a green tartan kilt. "I love you
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6rat catcher to the queen. Another, gas lighter. Another computer programmer. Weird career choices indeed. Bunny couldn't choose, so sent her CV to all 3. Next week, a letter ploppe
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1"Jerry!" I hollered,"I've asked you time and time again to stop wearing my stuff!" My husband fingered the ripped fishnets guiltily."Just get your own frocks and lipstick!" I added
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6Europa, dazzled by the beauty of the white bull, let it lick her hand. Then tipping its horns the bull (aka Zeus) rolled her onto its back and plunged into the ocean towards Asia.
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3I also hated sauerkraut, weisswurst, the Godawful Blue Danube and Nazis. Perhaps my 3 year exchange to Munich University was a mistake? I also hate speaking German. Oh yes, and
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4years of intensive therapy couldn't erase that moment. She buried her Dad in an unmarked grave, burnt all his possessions, changed her name and blew up his house. Morocco-bound she