Finished Folds (2861—2880)
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3performance of Mahler's 5th backwards there's ever been. As the famous quote goes, they were "playing all the right notes, but not necessarily in the right order" and couldn't see
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5gets a little acid sometimes when I wonder when I'll meet the Woman I Regret. Who'll break my heart and drive me to the edge of insanity. But that's another story...
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3mark of a Ming dynasty craftsman. His wife could be original - worth a fortune. Made back in the day when the Chinese knew how to make porcelain rather than just everything. He
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5she was taking the evening off from learning from past mistakes. Suddenly, aliens... no, just kidding... Alize patted him on the arm and said, "Maybe we can try this sober, if you
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3"I'm bisexual and I haven't had sex for 6 days," Anya stated. Nina looked at her. "Pleased to meet you," she said. She ordered coffee for her new flat mate as she didn't speak Czec
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5O Rose thou art sick, the invisible worm, that flies in the night, in the howling storm, has found out thy bed of crimson joy, and his dark secret love, does thy life destroy
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5. You're fat. 5) I love you, I just bloody love you. 6) if you think the stove/ slushed machine is out to get you, call an ambulance. 7) The slushed attachment will not work when
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8en rain. Henry was desperate for some Magnificent Crumpet. He trawled the small ads of What Crumpet? magazine, but ended up almost paralysed with pent-up frustration
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5Their upper members, on the other hand, were more than co-operative. Overly cooperative. They were asking if there was anything else they could do for them, cup of tea maybe?
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4opened its massive stone jaws and swallowed the soldier, no chewing! The sphinx had a thing against soldiers since Napoleon shot his face off JUST BECAUSE HE COULD
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4You might titter, but the genital teapot dispensed little animancules. They swarmed out of the spout, over the carpet and fanned up the walls of the widow's house like a gravy of
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4thought about stuff, I mean really deep stuff. Stuff that blows your mind. How do you feel stuff? How do you really feel stuff. Or does stuff feel you? Does weather feel you?
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3She then slapped the squire upside the face and grabbed the cursed fez. Putting it on, Lois invoked the grisly cherubs and ordered than to transport her to her temple.
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4with 10 Toaster Strudels and a bucket of mud. Liquidise them together until they are the consistency of bat vomit and leave in the rain until rancid. Next take the heart of a virgi
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7his face when Charon refused a single coin for the extra work needed to transport him 3 times across the Styx to the Underworld. He's still there - unhappily ever after.
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4no more. Centuries later a visitor walked through the ruins and wondered how their confident progress could stop, fail and be remembered nowhere.
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1Zeus, on Olympus was checking out mortal women as he did. His divine loins boiled when he saw Pamela Anderson. He swooped down in his chariot and plucked her up. The Hoff caught ho
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2site of human flesh carved and piled up on golden platters. They were tempted to taste - just a little bit. Dom took a small roasted ear and chewed at it's crispy, chewy lobe. His
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5, and shine!" The Exec. shifted uncomfortably and said: "You wore out your welcome with random precision. Goodbye" Floyd said, "See you on the dark side of the moon," and flounced
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3Luckily, the defence don't need too much brain to function, so boarded the rocket to Ganymede. In the capsule, the postmortem started: "You shouda sliced their ventricles BEFORE