Finished Folds (2921—2940)
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5Phil Collins raging with coler, polished his bald pate, and angled it towards the noonday sun. Valery, in the path of the burning rays, combusted. He then played a 25 minute solo
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5sitting of parliament. Parliamentarians in speedos and flippers made a grizzly sight. Tony Blair, grinning like a loon told everyone not to panic. I packed a small satchel and ran
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10He was right to worry. Anger coursing through his veins, Joe shrieked like a gibbon and oxidised pretty much everyone he knew. Looked like being an oak was a distant dream - perhap
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1themselves with all manner of furry creatures. Injun Joe wrought peace amongst all creature kind. Last Monday he was flattened by a no. 230 bus and since then blood has run in the
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1so I closed my eyes and pretended no one could see me. My panic attack subsided. I was fine and dandy until searing pain bloomed in my jaw.
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7Wordlessly, the barber strapped me down, grabbed my topknot and, squirting on peroxide, massaged the solution in with rusty tongs. The flame thrower sped up the seasoning process
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6"Let me stop you there Miss McCallum. We here at Naughty Romances don't think you've understood our niche market." I looked into the editor's eyes."Couldn't I tweak the proposal?"
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0me if I'd found a nice man yet and I couldn't leave it forever, you know. I fixed Aunt Mildred with a steely gaze and told her that roughage gave me so much more than a man ever
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3"Laaaaady in redddddddd," I wailed uncontrollably. Waves of emotion crashed around the studio cracking the plaster. "Is dumdedum for meeeeeee!" Tears spouted, bricks shattered. I
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4toilet facilities in the quad. Brian O'Brian pinched the bridge of his nose in frustration. These android potato hybrids were so demanding. Fresh peat in the lavatories was too
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3droid drainers without further notice." I just hate a bossy cyborg. I grabbed its particulate flange and yanked its laser eye out of its socket. Eye pocketed, I mounted my pod and
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5She moved me as only a fembot could, throwing me over her tin shoulder and, making tiny clanks, carrying my limp yet warm body into the car park. "You're in over your head Mr, she
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5a good reason for permanent virginhood? "What was the lie honey?" Chantelle asked in an understanding manner. I propped myself up against the bar."I told them I didn't have a
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5my breath, I walked unsteadily away from the golf course and into a bar. Golf was ruining my life - in just one round I'd committed assault and was lucky not to be arrested. I
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1tod making bread from sawdust and grass. Not the cheeriest scenario for the AmDram's musical show this year, but Ms Ebli knew how to find belly laughs from WW2's bleakest moments
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4and small cogs sprang out, pinging off the walls, the ceiling. Then the vending machine disgorged a great river of peanut butter and jelly, drowning the monkey.. Ganapati shook
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3Pratt. Senator Pratt let out an "Oouuff" as Sgt Smith rammed his elbow into Pratt's small intestine and bundled him into a mail bag. Sgt Smith dragged him back to the SO bunker and
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0just bark something in morse code!" I wrestled Searching Dog's dang cell phone from his paw and threw it over my shoulder. It bounced into the bottomless canyon. Searching Dog
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2I charged top dollar to roast meat and other comestibles just by slapping them onto the tin roof of my trailer. In no time I saved enough to move out of Death Valley to cooler
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2... "But enough about me!" chortled Lance, "howya doin - it's been, what, 10 years?" Pearl's breath caught in her throat. He was so damn gorgeous that