Finished Folds (61—80)
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4Ben & Jerry stared at their bottom line then into each others aghast eyes & finally out the window at the new fence. How could they have got it so wrong?
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5YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO RESIST MY GOULASH! It's useless to even try. I pity you.
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6"No Martha," Ryan said, "what I'm trying to say is I am a midget, you are gay and the relic is modern & made in China." "Right, so if I have this straight we've got a gay Chinese
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6outta the bus lane, turning round & starting the route all over again!" So the passengers sat holding their stars in their hands until they reached the terminus of their journey.
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5called Lenin 21 on the cold fusion powered wrist watch while abseiling out of Tribune Tower. Squidling #17's tentacle caught in the pulley. 007 sliced it off, to its chagrin, with
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9Dr Goodfeel Drinkingstein bobbed violently on my tweed waterbed clutching his balloon of cognac. We were playing at canoeing around the bend in the Danube just north of Budapest
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9Actually it was 2 things: an astral grappling hook to halt Eris's collision course and a shiny Space Patrol uniform. Scrap that--I needed 3 things: an astral grappling hook, a shin
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2Bella was stung by the criticism so she decided to retaliate by pointing out the obvious grammatical lapses in the said critisidm in a full page advert in Pravda--which mean 'Truth
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4"You know," lisped Ms Svensson, "I've always wanted an 'IKEA kiss'" He put a meatball between his teeth & sweeping her into his arms, pressed his tomatoey lips against hers. His
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6My manufacturing process was frankly beta. I had worked out how to squash them into an approximate disc shape, but couldn't deal with the jam. Doughnut Records shareholders sent
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6almonella Minor. There was a minor commotion as the recently exiled ex-Emperor Trumpov emerged with his coterie to buy proton shakes. His beautiful deep-fried hair coated with
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10to dream a dream? Does this dragon track have to have a destination?" JMan ignored the wise Det & reached down to pick up a dragon scale covered in glinting runes. "To Norway!" gru
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7brilliant rays. As I could see now, I retrained my seeing eye dog to walk on its hind legs so it could vacuum and cook a passable omelette aux cepes. One day I smelt burnt egg from
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8I propose that we pool our risk and enter a contract of utmost good faith underwritten with my heart.
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1baked rainbow bagels--batch after batch after batch. In 2 short decades Linda Nogglesnut could put the movie debt behind her. As well as the bagels, she ran a protection racket in
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5yes which fill with water though he doesn't know why. He lifts this glass to his lips and it tastes bitter and he can't swallow. In the corner the slot machine lights flash in a pa
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5in sumptuous pink crepe de chine cut on the bias to give a generous swing to accompany his swagger which is what all en vogue overlords are wearing this season.
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3One day a new folder fishes the fold out with a ruler and adds to it, maybe wondering who MoralEnd even was, not realising it was alien abduction which put an end to his prolific
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5My Facebook friends started to poke me more and more frantically. Finally with the help of chopsticks and willpower, I updated my status: Died recently-- now a ghost! Check out my
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6marinading in red wine vinegar and garlic. Paw came in with a fresh bag of Yorkie terriers, ragdoll cats and gerbils. I tutted under my breath but whipped up a gerbil crumble a la