I thought to myself, "What if I was to
I thought to myself, "What if I was to7
fold up this newspaper into a paper boat, climb into it, and push off, letting the stream carry me with it? But I didn't dare. I was afraid at what might be around the next bend,10
In the time stream now that Eris was loose and on a tragic trajectory sure to impact us all. This changed everything. I had to get back in Space Patrol. There was just one thing,6
Actually it was 2 things: an astral grappling hook to halt Eris's collision course and a shiny Space Patrol uniform. Scrap that--I needed 3 things: an astral grappling hook, a shin9
y Space Patrol uniform, and this lamp. And this ashtray. That's it. Nothing else do I need but this astral grappling hook, a Shiny Patrol uniform, this lamp, and this ashtray. And10
off he went, dragging his meagre belongings behind him. I felt sorry for him as he ambled up the street, but as soon as he fell, angels swooped down from heaven and slapped him9
"Get up you light weight!" Heaven has a plan for you Billybob." Stumbling along he finally reached the Carlsbad Caverns. Unbeknownst to most people there's small tunnel that splits9
the Red Sea. Yep, Moses was just the first great illusionist. Now the tunnel was just a sad place for aging hipsters. The first clue was when they formally named it THE TUNNEL. Two9
Hipsters dressed in red jeans and bearded like a couple centuries ago stood on the precipice wondering what would happen if they fell. The wind blew in 50mph gusts and spoke:8
I’ll see you in the garden of Eden. The bearded, red-jean-wearing hipster, responded to the 50mph wind, “What does In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida mean?” A butterfly with an Fe tattoo appeared.9
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Rebbie Mar 10 2017 @ 15:01
In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida =I n The Garden of Eden but the words slurred and it stuck. Clever Jimbeau! And I love the references to the Jerk PurpleProf. :)
Jimbeau Mar 10 2017 @ 20:02
Jimbeau Mar 10 2017 @ 20:04
I ended it with..an Fe tattoo=Fe is the symbol for iron...on a butterfly= Iron Butterfly...
Rebbie Mar 11 2017 @ 12:30
Ah! I like it!
LordVacuity May 14 2020 @ 01:27
LordVacuity May 14 2020 @ 01:30
damn, I should have had Inna Gadda da vida playing.