Finished Folds (81—100)

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  Then one sunny morning at the end of February when the snow drops were peaking above frozen soil, his uni-brow stirred and slowly started crawling... migrating to its breeding grou

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  2017-02-15 09:24:01

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  , nose red yet shiny, left knee flaky yet itchy, armpit moist yet.... Pansy put down her pen and pondered whether describing body parts was her creative writing strength. Or maybe

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  2017-02-15 09:08:35

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  for today only, your choice of the finest decomposing wildlife the ancient kingdom of

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  2017-02-15 08:56:50

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  older men in suits aren't sexy at all! Ask my dad!" I looked at my opponent's dad sitting in the front row wearing a stained pin-stripe with frayed cuffs. "Ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok

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  2017-02-15 08:52:42

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  I tried to tempt them out of my truck with tales of the great talking swans of Leesburg who were mad on etiquette. The golden protocol droid refused because I didn't say 'please'

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  2017-02-15 08:46:51

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  That's when I saw a glinting object buried in the ex-hippy's beard. I extricated it & held it in the palm of my hand. After several beeps it levitated, hovered and moved towards

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  2017-02-15 08:41:01

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  Madame Morticia's toes tasted like baba ganoush. I kept eating some more.

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  2017-02-15 08:33:34

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  ds. The winner is the first one to be detained in hospital under Section 2 of the Mental Heath Act 1983. The entrants to the Iron Psychopath Tourney had been in intensive training

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  2017-02-15 08:30:39

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  one of the roaches was stuck in my sock. Half way up Jefferson's face, the roach started selling me timeshare in Alicante. It was my ex business partner Ronnie 'OMG' Delaney newl

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  2017-02-15 08:23:37

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  The-KGB opened a TOP SECRET dossier & pulled out a photo of D Trump naked except for a clown nose and a strange tattoo. Captain Caviar put on a jingle & got out a magnifying glass

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  2017-02-15 08:18:21

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  afflicted with the unmentionable problem neither of them mentioned. Mr Butterworth massaged the flour into the massive turkey while she stuffed the turkey even more. The oven raged

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  2017-02-12 06:10:55

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  Then you bump into a tree. That's the thing about beautiful people. Another thing about beautiful people is they don't do tax returns or the washing up. Life with a beautiful per

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  2017-02-04 09:07:31

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  but cI ouldn't tell him the truth either. I decided on 20 questions with yes or no answers. "What is the terrible sequence of events?" asked Michail. "It's gotta be yes or no!"

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  2017-02-04 09:04:22

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  But first the masochists of La Guardia had to go find some sadists, so in their March video they sat in their chains and rattled them hoping for someone to take the bait.

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  2017-02-04 09:00:17

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  heck outta the next 2 lines & so on and so forth. Here on FS we are drunk on azure! Poets and the mad! People with some time on their hands who don't like typing lots!

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  2017-02-04 08:54:29

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  He suggested that they watch Pingu or go club a seal, but she told him she wasn't that kind of north pole. He eyed her bowl shaped bottom & rolled his tongue at her. The twinkle

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  2017-02-04 08:47:26

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  because a rolled tongue is also a frozen tongue. People who live in the North Pole know how to have a good time. It's not just Pingu and seal clubbing. So they spread out the pola

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  2017-02-04 08:42:41

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  You see, a weave is like a subconscious thought or desire which is woven into the tapestry of our dreams. The problem occurs when the weave just won't let go. We all need closure

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  2017-02-04 08:36:06

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  g account I don't live in the Dark Ages, mate." That was it--The Cop had Gladdy out the car and cuffed before she could hit pause on her House of Cards-athon. She was charged with

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  2017-02-04 08:32:18

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  fruit bats and decided on my own initiative to smear I LOVE IOWA in something I hoped resembled ungulate pheremone on a tree & waited with bated breath. Gradually a herd of cud-che

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  2017-02-04 08:28:02