Finished Folds (141—160)
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6Dmitry lifted up Steven Hawking in his motorised wheelchair and flung him through the dojo's 8th story window. With a computerised scream, the genius was no more.
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12nik impressions & I screamed in demented Russian to the people upstairs that I swore on Rasputin's pickled penis I was not a bat murderer. Au contraire, that my fraternal love for
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4a snigger in the coffee shop queue when she asked for silver ball sprinkles on her de luxe caramelocino lite. Alicia shifted slightly but her wounded ego twanged uncontrollably
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5, the girl with the violin tattoo and Trumpy the tap-dancing fart-emu. Not to mention Albert Scroggins and his witch's nipple and scrofula-survivor Daniella Du Plonka, all shouting
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4I was homeless, so when Delaney offered a bed I hitched over to the room at the diner faster than you can say 'involuntary insolvency'. Of course I shared with Anton Glowtat Roach
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4Not only that, but anonymous people, people to whom she had never been formally introduced, were giving points for her folds! She dialled Detective James Manatee (ret'd). He splosh
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4Chinchillas are actually retreaded rats; they have no souls; they don't stand for the National Anthem; their eyes are too close together; they never laugh at my jokes or make me te
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3bacterium out on anything at all really. Father Handsy considered his vows of obedience, rotated his flagellum in a peeved manner and motored away to bud off elsewhere. Boredom
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1That reminds me, btw, of the great San Francisco rubber hooker boycott of '02. It lasted until all rubber hookers were certified biodegradable and dolphin-friendly. The bastard
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3to collaborate on the first manned mission to Mars! But the calculations were in a mixture of kilometres, Chinese Li & miles they ended up in orbit around Europa, doing crosswords.
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7one thing," Det. Manatee paused, his neck blubber visibly trembling, "the tentacles of Cthulu are all over this case!" Behind the flickering image of a cat eating a turtle egg were
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6a cardboard banana-shaped car air freshener jogging her ersatz happy memories with its chemical fragrance. Driving along the M1 approaching Leicester, the white knuckles of her han
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2finding love on the respective mountains they inhabited. They had yodelling in common, and walking uphill, so their profiles matched. As the steam train chuffed into the station,
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5Dear Daniela, I would love to collaborate on your dd/lg project. However, I note that you are a stranger to capital letters, and although I love kink I love grammar more. Therefo
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4How else do I love thee, let me count the ways.12) my love is as big as the sky over the Siberian steppes, but a bit warmer. 13) it's as wide as a wide mouth frog's widest smile
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1Yes.. the gondolier in the study with the Veg-O-Matic! I rest my case.
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4Ronda twisted her body round, looking in the mirror. "Olaf, does my bum look big in these jeans?" "We are but strangely persistent meat. Is there a right answer to this question?"
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3technically betrothed to each at that time though it might be difficult to believe. I pulled the drawer & instead of cigarettes out popped a strangely engraved gold ring. He gave m
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2I am not "like Darth Vadar". I am just misunderstood.
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4a princely sum to tattoo his knees. On the right knee is a love heart and on the left is a rodent of unusual size. This, for her, was another black mark against him and Lord knows