Finished Folds (121—140)
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1Amy looked over her shoulder and then realised that the question had been aimed at her. She blushed saying, "We should try a pseudonym. How about The Contorted Fox?"
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4DNA results but they proved inconclusive as humans are 99.9% banana. But it was when Barny unearthed a petrified lasagne al forno that he knew he had to go fossiling with his dad
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4Phoebe pursed her lips as Ernie mansplained how to mend her gas meter box with gaffer tape. The setting sun hung low in the sky and spread pink light over the grimy box attached to
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5They glowed red with disapproval at his drinking habits. Eve Arden wasn't going to let her death stand in the way of claiming Adam's liver. He had pledged this organ to her on a s
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2was spent role playing humanity's biggest boobs: the hunting of the last giant kangaroo; the invention of the bagpipes; Bob Dylan's first electric concert. It was time to die so we
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5There had been no winners of 'Most Dosteoevsky-like Folder' since 2014. This was because all Dosteoevsky-like folders had disappeared in mysterious circumstances. Lucielucie denied
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5mushroom vol au vent. The hair was long, curly and ginger. The bride slipped her phone out of her garter & dialled Det. Manatee. "I suspect my finger food is not human made!" she
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5"When I said 'where do I sign?'" she expounded further, "the South American markets were experiencing considerable buoyancy. Since the collapse, I have experienced total amnesia,
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3The Mouse Kimg set up a temporary court on the lakeside and accepted tribute from crickets, mayflies and squabbling water fleas who were carried in a bubble of water hanging from
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6WUST DAY OF PARIS HILTON'S LIFE! with a pic of her astonished mustard smeared face. Det Manatee swore to nail the blackmailer--because this time it was personal. Sausage wrangling
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2They drew up outside a dusty joke shop. The door creaked as Detective Dick entered with a cocked '45. The Duke of Silly String was tied up in multicoloured strands with a note pinn
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6led in to deal with Lenin 14 who had been sighted driving a tractor amongst Detroits fields of ripening corn with an ice pick tucked into his hand tooled leather belt. Sherlock VI
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3road which we call life has its twists and turns. But when I get discouraged I tune back into my 5 year old self and she says to me, "Trust no one. All motives are ulterior, and
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4where passive aggression was punishable by death! She hurtled uncontrollably through space/time until she came upon a little planet, landing on beach with waves of methane crashing
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5"Fries come in large, super large or super super large," the attendant said laconically. "Oh alright, super large then," rumbled Thor, "but make it snappy, by Odin!"
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10lodged in my bagetelle. But that's not gonna stop me... I'm banging back, baby. I'm banging back.
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5The amethyst dragon's violet brow creased at Holmes' lack of eloquence, but she restricted herself to 3 sulphurous snorts. "Rosecrans Metro Silver Line Station, snappy-like," she
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4Dale whipped his head round so fast his neck bones popped and fixed Ken with a steely gaze. "Did you use Comfort conditioner or the stuff from Poundland I told you to chuck? " Ken
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9it to the Ratgoddess's HQ where her minions divied it up and transported it in tiny back packs globally to redeposit the coins down the back of sofas in epidemic proportions.
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3Nerdfest '16 in comfort and leisure. He packed 3 pairs of grey slacks, a Captain Picard costume, a Silurian mask, a value pack of Pot Noodles, a pair of socks, a packet of toffees,