Finished Folds (1901—1920)
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3the small but proud statelet of San Marino. I took the plastic hammer fron my doctors play set and thwacked him between the eyes to test his reflexes. Boy could he move! His naked
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4- but not like soft scoop. He was like Neopolitan ice cream left at the bottom of the freezer until it's diamond hard. Or maybe more like raspberry ripple or blackcurrant sorbet.
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6My next novel is: '49 shades of beige'. Mensaque can write the rude bits. I'll write the descriptions of... trees & stuff, maybe the odd joke. Do they have jokes in erotic fiction?
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5The retired major from the Indian Army handed over an ornate box. "Take it from me, it's cursed!" he spluttered. I opened it and nestling in blue silk was a desiccated claw.
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3amatic camera by the sentient ping pong balls. In the future all digital technology didn't work as the number 1 was banned. Jake, through a small lens in his ear took photos of 201
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5Jerry was eating dinner when his wife, Brunhilda, asked why he was wearing a stupid hat. Why couldn't she leave the subject alone? Did he ask why she called her mother twice a day?
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3Brunhilda put down her fork. "Why are you wearing a stupid hat?" she asked her husband Jerry. "It helps me think." Her marriage vows hadn't mentioned how to deal with stupid hats
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7but shot back out through the transom into the briny ocean. Death shook a bony fist at me yelling "I'll be back, you can't avoid ME!" So I decided to detox my life. What was my bmi
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4it, one waits for a written invitation. Good manners don't cost nothing. Virtue is its own reward. No spitting or hawking etc.
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9He trafficked me as a domestic slave to import-exporters living on a small island off Zanzibar. I don't get out much, but it's quite pretty - monkeys, birds, that kind of thing.
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3win them a Nobel prize. Top biologist, Phyllis Deuce, cracked open a mouse skull & inserted the mini human brain. Putting the mouse in her pocket, she forgot about it until
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4My boss speed-dialled HR. "We've got a situation. I've got an employee down hugging Freddy Teddy and wanting Mommy." "Yes SIR," HR said."Task force activated." Through my wails I
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5Billy was off his face on spanish brandy mooning at the gibbons & Rudolph Steiner was cutting off the corners of his zoo map when Noah thought this was the most rubbish birthday he
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3He pretended he didn't know he knew that I knew. Just then his affrontation started to groan quietly. Way to stay hidden! I got up immediately. His affrontation, now exposed, slowl
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3Whenever Hildegaard asked about whether Leos and Librans were compatible, people would change the subject. She suspected a conspiracy.
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6He needn't have worried. His forehead thought LED showed no evidence of thought at all - just LED white noise. Sometimes 'burger' would scroll across, perhaps at lunchtime, but oth
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2secretly read Thomas Hardy novels on the train hidden behind a lad mag. Tears streamed down his face at Tess's heart rending tale of betrayal & turnip harvesting. But Wally Turkis
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6destination doesn't reassemble that bus station outside Crewe where I saw the corpse on a coach. What if my 'journey' involves sitting next to a sweating obese drunk who's chatty?
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7Etta's first husband died after falling into the birthing pool and getting the umbilical cord wrapped around his neck.
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1The charter to cook pizza on a rotisserie within the city walls of Kinshasa was a great prize. A great prize lost. The loss of which was a blight on his hitherto sunny life. He nee