Finished Folds (1881—1900)
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5To be accurate I injured her reputation by tweeting about her on the jumbotron. She tricked me into joining her in a shipping container. The marriage was forced. My co-husbands all
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4Alien Outfitters Corp - it was perfect for keeping their 3-fingered customers hands warm in cool Outer Solar System climates. Now to invent 11 toed socks. It's all go.
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3back in the hard winter of '74. He'd a pair of aces so scooped out his eyeball & slapped it on the table. As soon as Mel and my father slapped eye on each other, I lost her to him
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5"Come on baby, don't fear the reaper. Baby take my hand, don't fear the reaper" The rocker then expired. An object rolled out of his hand with a clang. It was a cowbell.
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2Donna was in the kitchen chopping onions. On the radio was an item about the cut-back in mistresses Italian men are having to make in the economic downturn. The knife slipped and a
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2My story's character is sitting on the top deck of a bus going through Knightsbridge. I'd like to tell you more but my character is refusing all contact with me, won't return calls
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3"Downton Abbey" and the rest, as you know, is so famous & steeped in TV lore that I don't need to relate it here. I wouldn't insult your intelligence!
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4slaughter that Minataur. But he forgot to change the sails on his ship when he came home with the bull's head, so Papa never got to know of his legendary deeds.
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3I was busy rubbing mashed monkey glands into my scalp. Mme Wong had sworn that this was the best baldness cure known to science & worth the huge pricetag. It smelt a little like nu
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8Jojo the tiny squire sat on a velvet cushion in his substantial mansion surveying his enormous estate. He owned land in 3 counties & the daughters of the local gentry regarded him
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4ed help with his cooking skills. He was sure that grating cheese shouldn't be that painful. He couldn't sit down for 2 days after making Welsh Rarebit. The doctor examined him. "Wh
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5mutterers. The sand on the beach sat stolidly like commuters on the platform waiting for the 7.55am fast train to Waterloo. The gulls screeched like post-hard core black metal
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4Dunwich is a drowned medieval sea port off the coast of Suffolk. When the graveyard collapsed into the sea, the beach was covered in human bones. My dog chewed a femur. The horror!
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3skirts for nothing. As he fondled the exposed thigh flesh of my stand-in corpse I got jealous that the undertaker was paying more attention to a long dead stiff than to living moi!
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3fruit insurance to indemnify himself against any losses resulting from bruising a fruit or fruits. His mother, Agnes, quickly wrote a cheque. The pineapple was not only bruised but
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5bought Irma a gherkin to go with her bag of chips. They sat on a park bench & watched the ducks. Finally Lloyd could bear it no longer. "Irma, I'm in love with Edith." "My sister?"
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4the next train south from the Gare d'Austerlitz to the land where the ancient Cathars lived and died and where the life-force is strong. At Montségur, at the base of the pyre I dug
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8. I said maybe she had body issues if she called her breasts 'infected zits'. She said maybe I could stick my head where the sun don't shine. I said fine I'll take my XXL popcorn &
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2by reading 'How to make friends & influence people'. "Paul," he said,"I love to be kissed, Paul, but Paul, maybe I should deal with this nosedive first, Paul," The Commander pulled
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5. Next, horseshoe crabs. Yes, OK, they are arthropods but wouldn't it have been better if they'd stuck with the crustaceans because they blundered into the spiders' webs. Oh no....