Finished Folds (1941—1960)
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6I think I might be a porcupine because a porcupine would feel just like I do right now.
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3swimming in the TV. I got a Sharpie & wrote this poem to Aarons goldfish on the toilet lid. 'O little fish, you were flushed away. You didn't live another day. Now I see your fishy
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4Rock of Gibraltar? With Spain & Britain at odds again, it's essential that as many apes as possible get, via the medium of my pants, onto the rock to fulfill the old prophesy that
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5Lucie decided she needed to go cold turkey from FS. Being literal minded, she booked a 2 week holiday in Turkey. She got her eyebrows threaded & set off without an electronic devic
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3Then she put a deep fried hard boiled egg in front of me and I didn't know what to do.
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3Naomi Campbell doing time for her latest phone throwing incident. Naomi spent breaks licking Marshmella's fluffy skin until Marshmella had reduced to half her size. When they'd
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3Jake stared slack-jawed at his wife & scratched his russet beard. "Yes, the 27th circle is reserved for gingers & their unholy spawn," she said. "You mean little Joey?" "Him too
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5existential angst. It's like apples & pears - similar but no cigar. It's like praxis sounds like anti-praxis but opposite. Or it sounds a bit like that Greek island we had the BBQ
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4"Hey!" yelled Thelma.,"look at them hovering octopuses." Barry looked out of the RV's porthole. "It's octopi isn't it?" "No, that's based on a misunderstanding of Latin grammar,"
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1The gods had been sleeping when Delores got the job at Bean, Bean & Krump.
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4The remake was set in a Chinese restaurant. Arnie S, playing André, was having a hell of a time with the chopsticks. "No, don't stab the water chestnuts!" shouted Jean-Claude Va
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4more fat ghosts on the roller coaster I've got a living to make and you're ruining my business, ruining me and ruining my family. You're also, extrapolating out, ruining the entire
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3This wasn't the first time that Col Fisher had bled jello, but never before had it been lime. He pursed his lips, narrowed his eyes & looked towards the far horizon. Dreamily, h
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5chip away at the granite. Day & night he'd sculpt looking like Charlton Heston playing Toulouse Lautrec. Eventually the dwarfish genius flung down his chisel. On his desk lay a sma
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4A bird in the bush is worth 2 in the hand" before hurling a Molotov cocktail. The airship plunged in flames and soon Nazis were running around like early birds catching worms. We
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4played right wing for Accrington Stanley before his tambourine skills led to a world wide fame with the Miasma Theorists. Roddy Bingo then married one of Rod Stewart's ex-wives
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5banging during the cheese course. It made her so dizzy at her last dinner party that she tripped over her beard & face planted into the trifle. Since then she's been in social Sibe
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5for the sake of LOVE & for Erica, put in a standing order at McHooch's for a daily delivery of a bottle of whiskey & 2 at weekends. Erica never looked so beautiful after half a bot
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2THREE FOUND DEAD IN A HOLE I'll tell you what those in Silicon Valley think. They think "Why I'll get in my car & go find the varmints that perpetrated such a heinous crime." Then
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4also exerted a powerful suction force when applied to, for example, a tough lid on a jam jar. Jam lovers, globally, sent her their most stuck jars for her unique mouth magic.