Finished Folds (1961—1980)
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1g. "Always wear red underpants, very lucky for you. Your lucky number - 7. Always put 7 sugars in your tea. Much much luck. Pay me 700 dollar. It give you luck. You so lucky!"
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9the effect his raw pheromones would have on Ms Jellicoe who needs no encouragement in the sexual harassment dept. Durasno's BO preceded him before he walked into the small office
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4Rose called her Twilight fanfiction '30 shades of Brown' & sat back waiting for the cash to roll in. In summary, Gordon Brown ex-GB Prime Minister & part time vampire lives in Seat
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7jetted in & put the whole family on the Naughty Step. They were allowed off for 3 meals a day & toilet breaks. After 2 weeks they decided to go their separate ways. Little Lex pack
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8felt disappointed. They raised enough money to buy moonshoes for 3 bloats of hippopotimi. Crammed into a seaplane they landed on the muddy waters of the Limpopo River & poked the
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4Centauri. They travelled in a leisurely manner up the centaur's shin bone until they saw the signs 'Welcome to Rigel Kent, Capital of Hofle Zooters'. How parochial!
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4lish city Katowice's latest tourism expo set to rap music. [http://youtube.com/watch?v=0vHZ05GtFA8]
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4"I'm arresting yew for innuendo abuse & possession of multiple double entendres," "But Sgt Doogle, it's ART!" shouted Ace, his danglers deflating. "We'll let the court decide that
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10"So," I said to my date over dinner, "tell my your opinion on betrayal." She dropped the spoon into her soup. "Ha! Who are you working for? Russia? Korea? Not the French, surely?
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5Zaz singing 'je veux' on Montmartre Hill and it was Spring and the world loved BillyJoe Greenbob & BillyJoe Greenbob loved the world back.
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3tubes and i went down down down into a stream of consciousness that was more like a sluggish canal where swans swim among junk & weed and the fish go down down down into the depths
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7One morning I decided to just do it. I fenced off a section of the Mojave Desert, corralled the trolls & asked Tim B-Lee to slice off a chunk of the Internet for only them to use
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4The salon was in flames around him but Fabio continued chatting to his client about holidays - what a pro! I at last calmed down & agreed to the Wrecked Strawberry rinse he'd recom
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2I just tried to type Wanda & it's been ipad autocorrected to Wandanventham. Is Apple trying to mess with my head?
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4Or like Free Willy meets Gorillas in the Mist. Or like Finding Nemo meets Godzilla. Or like King Kong meets A Fish Called Wandanventham.
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1pebbles deep down are a bunch of snobs. They think rocks are vulgar & grit is coarse. As for sand... their views on sand are unrepeatable. He walked on the beach morose, rejecte
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5"I'll always love you, but we can never be together." "Why not?" "Health & safety." "Health & safety?" "Yes, health & safety & data protection issues. Also my accountant tells me
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6emptied a small packet of peanuts on my head & mashed them in with a complimentary towelette. "I hate flying & this helps me cope," she explained before demonstrating the safety ro
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0, she turned around twice & phoned her best mate, a plum with PTSD. "They're making sauerkraut next door. I can hear them scream," Sally the OCD cabbage whispered to Polly Plum
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5But when the FS writers collective met they came up with Nelly. They got NASA on the line. "It's Nelly or nothing. The rocket will be called Nelly. It's a red line for us. NO COMPR