Finished Folds (181—200)
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3Except a chimpanzee, orangutan, gorilla, koala, opossum, and bonobo (the animal, not the musician, although he has opposable thumbs, too). So anyway, now that she had recalled
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6On Noah's first tattoo.As the needle pierced his skin he thought, I want to promote the general welfare of the universe. Hey, I know. I'll start a collaborative writing website.
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5colossal cattle, leviathan llamas, ginormous geese and titanic turkeys, but in the end they decided to specialize in the humongous hens. Word soon traveled to Con-Agra
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6and told the salesman she couldn't buy the Honda because of her cankles.He suggested a Mini Cooper but her cankles wouldn't fit through the door. Finally he suggested a Ford F-150
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3and bean sprouts.The day the hamster disappeared, he'd stuffed bits of mango in his cheeks, donned his cloaking device and ran on his squeaky wheel, which began squeaking louder an
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5He put his jar of ghastly death into a reusable grocery bag and set out to find his next ghastly death victim. At the bus stop, a hobo stole his bag, not realizing a jar of ghastly
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3“Why orange you answering my texts? We had a teal!” hissed the caller, violetly. “I got the green!” Stanley bluebbered. “Then mauve your ass and meet me umber the Navy St. bridge
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5Geome also had a big mouth, a big deficit in his bank account, a big appetite for Little Debbie cakes, a large collection of Notorious B.I.G. recordings, a medium-sized
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5Col. Kurtz wasn't @#$!%&* around. He planned "to take out those punk kids" on the naughty list w/ "the big guns." Timmy was next. The reindeer set up a perimeter on his roof
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7hich Purple Prof and Jefforama are making out under. Moralend, dressed as Santa, interrupted Lucielucie karaoke-ing "The Holly and The Ivy" to recite the FS naughty and nice list
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6Also on the Solitare game table a 750ml bottle of Jameson (no glass needed), 24x36 picture of ex-girlfriend on easel in front of table, "How Can You Mend A Broken Heart" on replay
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1On the 2nd day of Christmas my true love gave to me, two Ninja Turtle Dove candy bars and a Partridge Family Christmas Album. On the 3rd day of Christmas my true love gave to me
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5Allis hayerd werk reek choired some rest, so aye sate upon me cuch an put me peds upon the coif table. My years haired a knock o' the dour. "COMMON IN!" I shatted, "SNOT LOCHED!"
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11on our feet which of course is the last thing you should do when dancing, (the next to the last thing is to forget to do the head snap thingy when turning) so naturally I tripped
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11ing Past here to teach you how to be grateful before it's too late" said the turkey carcass.Scrooge scoffed, "If you were at Thanksgiving dinner with *my* relatives, you'd know why
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5An audience member in boxers placed his neatly folded pants on the edge of the stage. Aha! The audience understood and began throwing monkeys, pies and pants while the actress
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6"Listen, Father T.," the trucker said, "the truth about the torso and parts is close to home." You mean..." said Father T, horrified. "Yes" said the trucker "ask Sister Homunculus
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3At 9:17 Mr. Y. expelled gas. I was only able to act polite like I didn't smell anything until 9:17:20, at which time I moved forward in the car. At 9:17:23 I bumped Mr. A's elbow
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1Supposebly if I don't learn to write creatily I might not get a good job. Waht? I'm a entrapranure & will have a talking job only. You cant' tell how I grammer or spell when I talk
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5But what if he had made ONLY A TORSO? We should not speak of torsos with repugnance, for lo, they allow us to feel the fire in our bowels and the burning in our hearts that only