Finished Folds (201—220)
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2passengers on the FoldingStory plane had had enough. They overpowered the highjacker and tied him in a full and upright position to the beverage cart. When the plane landed
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8"What does the rogue fold bot do to campers?" "He folds random things, like sandwich bags, camp chairs, discarded vegetable peels" I said. "Well" said Billy, "if the rogue fold bot
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10What was not amazing was trying to finish this story. But knowing that Slim, 49erF., lucie², Gibber, P.Prof and B.Heath had contributed, it was sure bet it would be entertaining.
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4But a jury of his peers found him guilty of the murder and highjacking of a fold.
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7There was no way to figure out what had happened prior to this but for the sake of his other 8 comrades, he did the best he could to save their words from languishing in oblivion.
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5He lifted her up over his head. "Now what can you see?" he asked. "I see an axe sticking out of your head, and water damage on the ceiling." He put her down and called the landlor
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11was his chance. He hooked up to the 3-D printer and cycled through the menu. He chose to print himself out of Play Doh with the 0.8mm extruder, high quality/ low speed, high resolu
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3most people think, but I believe that Silly String fires string faster than Spider Man or a penis. Please investigate. Sincerely, James Franco". He sent his email to Myth Busters
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5No dice. Little Bunny Foo-Foo bopped Elmer Fudd on the head with a field mouse carcass. The Grim Reaper sighed. He'd run out of options and now had to ask the Good Fairy for help.
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6replied Colonel Mustard,"Lieut. Mayonnaise went AWOL with Cpl. Lettuce and Pvt. Bacon."Tell Signal Ofcr. Sourdough to call General Tomato and tell him what a pickle we're in" I sai
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7I proved Bigfoot, & the Chupacabra existed, reptiles ran the US government, it took 7 years to digest a piece of gum, you could kill someone by dropping a penny from a skysc
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4He also believed in icepicks because of Sharon Stone. She had an icepick and no underwear in Basic Instinct, and underwear and no icepick in Casino. Clearly it was better to have
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4It wasn't the bilateral lisp, unintelligible speech, or that he was 80 yrs old, still wore a kiddie sailor shirt and cap and refused to wear pants, it was because his three nephews
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9and verbose patois heretofore unheard of in these parts, and thusly, he is banned from further verbal intercourse. Forthwith, upon future lexical encounters, he must refrain; i.e.
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7. I looked at Krista, soooooo hip with that clove cigarette, long blue fingernails and left side head shave, and Max Von Laue with his hipster mustache...and suddenly felt nauseous
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7being an interview saboteur, but I had to make a living. "Johann, if you made an origami crane from sandpaper, which grit would you pick and how does that fit into your 5 year plan
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1.Father Time also started partying with the Rolling Stones and became an alcoholic. Inevitably, there would come a 1st Sun. in Nov. when he was too hungover to turn the clocks back
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6and the reindeer made a run for it. Unfortunately, they were still reined together and since Blitzen was too drunk to walk (as usual), they had to drag his dead weight which
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8"That's what she said," replied the archer, and let loose the arrow, split it into sixteenths, gave the business magnate the finger, and walked out.
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7in the skeeball hole and found...SOCKS! Bad timing because I'd just recycled my 5 year old collection of mismatches after watching Hoarders, Buried Alive. That show has changed myn