Finished Folds (161—180)
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3Instead of jewellery, Lary said jewelry. Not only did Richard hate Lary's diction, he hated how Lary spelled his name. The day Lary said the milk was spoilt instead of spoiled
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4Many believe the most powerful of the 5 senses is the sense of Entitlement. But according to a recent survey, 83% of Americans say Texting is the most powerful sense. The 3rd sens
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7protested folders' treatment Squawkers, disparaging remarks about unicorns and disrespect of the Chupacabra and turkeys in FS folds. The president of the FS Animal Support Group
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4The next night I put on deodorant before I went to bed and recited the alphabet backward until I fell asleep. This time I didn't have dementia or hyperhidrosis in my dreams, but
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4The host awkwardly left his own party, tiptoe-ing awkwardly in the bike lane, awkwardly patting the parked cars at the curb. He waved awkwardly at Mange, the neighborhood feral cat
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5and didn’t care. If you really think about it, finding buried gold or buried paperclips would have equal value in the grand scheme of life. Gold helps you buy stuff, but paperclips
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4Chris knew nothing about marketing as evidenced by his first Burger King commercial. It begins with an extreme closeup of a hamburger bun sesame seed stuck in a man's front teeth.
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3do we need to ask real questions?We can just use the popular parlance of using a rising inflection on the last syllable of a sentence? It makes us sound so agreeable but in reality
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6The ladder started to wobble and just as it fell I was able to scramble onto the roof. Contemplating my plight, I noticed shed snake skin and several cats & dogs in the rain gutter
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4though it left rusty slat marks and occasional pigeon poop on my backside, whether I was wearing pants or not. The day the park bench pigeon poop changed my life, I had sat down
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4Is it because you like the anxiety you feel when FS puts a squiggly red underline in your fold and you don't know why because the word's not misspelled? Maybe you're a folder becau
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5Suddenly a man climbed thru the window wearing a blue unitard, red tank top and swimcap w/ a spider drawn on it & and Ray-bans. He freed Claude from the web, turned to us and said
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7all his folds he'd brought with him now covered all surfaces of his Hotel Foldingstory room. This occupant was 1 reason the hotel had a high staff turnover; the guy in the penthous
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4If Mary Poppins was honest, Carrie Bradshaw might wear lace up boots but definitely not a dress buttoned up to her neck. Mary Poppins decided she had to show a little more cleavage
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3There was silence as the loogie spread in the dirt, coming to rest on the leeward side of a small dirt clod. Mesmerized by its iridescence, Jimmy didn't hear the recess bell
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0tell the difference between his mother and his father." So Mr. and Mrs. Tortoise sent Wrinkle to Prof. Sperm Whale's Aquatic Reproduction Academy. On the first day of class,
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4I piled laundry on my passed out dad. Just as my girlfriend arrived, he flatulated again. "Something smells. Did you forget to take out the trash?" she asked, her eyes watering.
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5Fold 5 got a phone call from Fold 7: "Listen, you f*lder, you were supposed to give me a f*lding ride from the f*lding airport. Never mind you f*lding loser, I'm calling Fold 8.
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4Keep thine eyes closed, travel 70x7 steps, close one eye, open the other, close the first one then open the other, look down and you will see your destiny." Mary Martha Shenanigans
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3He decided to log back on to visit all the other boring websites starting with "The Official Watching the Paint Dry" webcam, the "Rhymes with Benedict Cumberbatch" poetry site,