Finished Folds (221—240)
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3Jägermeister and computer batteries. Yesterday I saw a Marxist fold written by the very intellectual <REDACTED> re: the necessary economic activity required to produce toilet paper
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7Det. Manatee had trouble shaping the spam on accounta his flippers had no thumbs. Speaking of which, try using a gun when you have no thumbs. This is the real reason Det. Manatee
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9that I won't harm someone while writing this fold. Several people I follow are no longer writing on FS. I think I killed them with either my razor sharp wit or my dead reckoning.
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3Siamese yowled outside the window. Down the alley they ran, Tom spraying random bushes, cat fights at 3am waking the neighbors. Ah, it was heaven until they ran into Mr. Sprinkles
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6of spaghetti?" she asked. "Is it from organic non-GMO sustainably raised fair trade whole wheat harvested by hand?" Wow, he thought, dating hipster chicks requires a lot of effort
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7it doesn't work, I guess I'll do it anyway." It didn't work. The kids hijacked folds, ruining perfectly good stories. The Folding Story Police burst into Mr. McFarley's classroom
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9me spirit now Foldmeonce-a (Daylight come and me wanna go home). PurpleProf mad at Jefforama (Daylight come and he at Motel 6). LucieLucie fold with da Queen's English grammar
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5"Dicky Dicky don't do it Dicky, I gave up everything, everything for you Dicky, you can't leave me Dicky!" She was just a dame to Dicky Noir, Private Eye. He adjusted his fedora
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5I heard a jackhammer and found mommy single-handedly replacing the cracked driveway. My mommy is a badass. She can do anything. Last week she rebuilt our Ford F-650's transmission
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1Maybe my name was so long because my mother, Sara Lee Wilkes-Barre Hermione St. Vincent Murgatroyd and my father, Charles Philip Arthur George Monte Cristo Van Halen Cyrus
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4any FoldingStory™ letter, a secret FS level will open. Type ∞ in your fold at exactly 3:33 on the clock. You’ll be invisible to but will be able to see all current FS users
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5"Daddy, tell the story about the transgendered Gingerbread Boy again." "Honey, it's past your bedtime." "Please, Daddy?" "Oh alright. Once upon time there was a little gingerbread
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2"I know you are, but what am I?" said the Minotaur. "Listen, you dumb ox," said Randle, "your King is checked." The Minotaur threw over the chess table took off down the Labyrinth
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3but old great grandpapa Razzi forgot where he hid the golden eggs. Don Pasquale de la Conejo and cousin Don Pardo de Cojones dug up cacti & bougainvillea in grandpapa Razzi's yard
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4Exhibits stating you are aware of the hazards of a forest home and are responsible for any damage caused vis-à-vis: giants, witches, wandering children, trolls, billy goats, bears
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6"Action!" Dr. Knife enters."Nurse Bacon! Spatula! Mr. Pancake has flatlined." I do my best dead pancake impression. "Brilliant!" the IHOP execs agree, "you have the Mr. Pancake job
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9On a thinktank smoke break, Ouchy asked Bonzo why he was no longer in Clowns Without Borders. In lieu of answering, Bonzo punched Ouchy in the nose and broke his squeaker. Enraged,
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9Sure, how about your 2 yr. FoldingStory anniversary present is having to wait another 2 yrs before this story publishes. To mark this momentous occasion, here's some sage FS wisdom
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4and were sucked out of jail.The tornado tore off Henri's & Emile's clothes but they were able to retrieve their kiestered ruby slippers & nakedly followed the yellow line on Rte. 8
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7is a raise so I can buy more weed. As Senior Executive Pot Head, my 1st order of business was to figure out my duties which the CEO Pot Head had written on a piece of paper somewhe