Finished Folds (241—260)
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9Dirk asked himself other inane questions: "Am I all about that bass?" "Would the most interesting man in the world be as interesting if he didn't drink Dos Equis?" "Is life like a
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6Chicken Little caught up & saw the Tortoise climbing the beanstalk with a bowl of porridge strapped to its back. 3 pigs came by with an ugly duckling & a Gingerbread Man in a wagon
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5but only FS baby boomers followed them. So they changed their name again from REO Foldwagon to 2 Foldz and in 1 week, were on top of the leader board.MoralEnd decided to investigat
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2prepared for the Chickenhawk serial killer. The town was illiterate & couldn't read the notes on the victims, but Velma, waitress at Crapittos Diner, swore she knew the handwriting
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8This is a man's fold but it would be nothing, nothing, without a woman or a girl. You see, man made a website so we could write some folds. Man set the rules for stories to be told
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7"Every morning you greet me" I sang, "bound up tight, anal vise, I need something to free me." The Von Trapp family was really perturbed now. Maria shoved me off the piano bench
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5headbutting the stove, separating it from the gas line which caused a huge explosion, burned down the building and 100 sq. mi. of farmland. Nobody laid a hand on a goat after that
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4don't you step away from the computer, Slim," Chaz said, "there's a beautiful world out there behind your drawn curtains." Slim's beard covered the keyboard, tangling his fingers
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9on the website / oh yeah / I type my little folds on the website / my folds / too sexy for my shorts / too sexy for my shirt / cuz I type with words like <CENSORED> (2X) / oh yeah
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5wire a bucket under his chin to catch his drool. Being the village idiot, he didn't know Google was changing his life. As he stood around drooling and Googling, the other villagers
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10He was a melancholic phlegmatic with a mission: have the lowest score on FoldingStory. After months of research he had discovered that the folds that got the least amount of points
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3some cash to purchase car gas, but the gent had absconded and left her desponded. Feeling quite peeved and sorely deceived, her reputation to avenge she swore her revenge
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6a temp filling in for Counselor Troi, was busy filing her fingernails."Counselor Toy!" Petarde snapped, "your observations?" Startled,Toy dropped the metal nail file on the control
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5His Life was Total perfection until the day he saw her Kashing some Chex at the local liquor store.She was so magically delicious he could eat her with a spoon, but he was a Quaker
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6calls willya?" Silence. Dave poked his head out of his office. His assistant was gone. On her desk was a Cinnabon box with "EAT ME" scrawled on the top. "Huh" he thought, and ope
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11The giant squirrel skittered up to the counter and suddenly froze sideways, chewing rapidly on the stogie, dropping ashes everywhere."You looking for a sofa?" I asked. The squirrel
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7and grandpa's fads were driving me crazy. Finally he nodded off and just as I was about to smother him with his Spongebob Squarepants pillow, he roused and shouted, "Hashtag
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9I had a good cry, and then, in keeping with my life's credo "one good turd deserves another", I grabbed a glass of water and my chia seeds and set off to honor my beloved's memory.
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3by earwax.Another tried to escape using a bomb made by sealing a milk carton with earwax, trapping expelled gas in the carton, lighting it with a wick made from belly button lint &
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2"I wish I could wear a white robe just once" I said. The others gasped and stopped chanting as the priestess strode toward me. Backing away, I tripped over the pentagram candles