Finished Folds (281—300)
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10found out Elizabeth Taylor pegged it: "The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues."
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5"Uh, YEah", said the dog."I also chase cars just because I'm a dog, constantly touch humans' bare legs with my wet nose, and bolt out the front door every chance I get." The cat
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5k the story's come to a screaming halt a will languish for two years, a new, plucky folder revives it and there's life in FoldingStoryLand again; that is, until the story publishes
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11The “Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?” category of folds consists of innuendo folds and those with goofy puns. Next we have the "Wait, Whaaat?" category that contains
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8and the crowd began to frolic & caper to the accordion music, gaily skipping, cavorting & gamboling about the bus stops and litter in the gutters and it was all fun and games until
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8and it went and fell in a hole. People said yay and stuff. Later a man gave him a whole bunch of money, and then different ladies wanted to be his girlfriend. That was pretty cool.
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3would be buried under Snoopy's dog house but first he needed to dispose of Schroeder and his stupid piano. Linus grabbed an axe and lighter fluid,soaked his blanket in chloroform
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3This is an account of the events that transpired between Mr. Needlepoop and the FedEx delivery man on April 20, 2014. When FedEx rang the doorbell it triggered Mr. Needlepoop’s OCD
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6[Robin]: I prithee speak to me as thou dost ruminate. [Batman]: Verily thou art a clodpole! Know you not...[Joker descends from rafters] [Batman]: Fie! Accursed Villan! Scene 4
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4not STOPpin this rappin' conCOCtion: there's no antiTOXin OPtion for no Emily DICKinson capitaLISm poetry slam CITizen DISsin' me and my WORD about Janis Joplin undeTERRED
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3d and threw a curveball. The suspect expertly caught it mid-thigh. "Ball!" the suspect yelled and taunted him with obscene hand signals. Irritated, Officer Plod threw a change-up
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2you. I pieced you together from M.I.T. science lab dumpster cadavers. You look dead, yet you are alive." Iggy Pop grinned. He looked just the same reanimated as he had when alive
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4and burped.Like a truck driver.Her acid reflux was acting up again.She pretended to tie her shoe as the other Speed Daters looked around saying what WAS that?The next guy sat down
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4gets an air-conditioned Airstream in Hell.The 2 loser chefs will be your personal slave & the Grim Reaper.Agreeing, the Devil declared the 1st ingredients: celery, rice cakes, kale
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13it carphaunked into a brustein welpschorse. Sill glomping, Fagan jumished Morose and intartly pinkled the schrinken humbie. Townspeople kenvugged as Fagan's welpschorse schememed
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5to BlastedHeath, running mid-folding pack. He took the lead, left all in an erudite papertrail of dust & was just about to pass the fold baton, when MoralEnd, with moral turpitude,
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6alas, was dismissed. The stovepipe hat violated the EU Constitution's Preamble, Part I, Title V, Chp. III, Art.I-44(1) & the sustainable accessories clause of the EU Commission.
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3' Pig Sty-building competition. We nailed it. To all you expert textpert choking smokers losers I say, you underestimated us and let your knickers down-goo goo goo joob, suckers!
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6started making out because they were 87% drunk, but still had 13% of their dance moves and this combination cleared 92% of the dance floor. In a panic, the DJ started playing 100%
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6me Ralphy threw a snowball off the overpass and caused a horrific accident. As he stared through the fence at smoking, twisted metal and bloody body parts strewn across the median