Finished Folds (61—80)
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3where a giant disco ball suddenly appeared & hung in midair. Phoebe turned and as the poltergeist drifted toward her, she could see it was dressed in a black hoodie & sunglasses
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5opposite the usual fairy house.Instead of tree bark, soft moss & tiny flowers, it was made from empty Gatorade bottles,chain link fencing & duct tape.Their home may have been crude
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9are trending again on FS .Detective Manatee is a FS meme, intellectually superior to People of Walmart, more culturally relevant than Pepe the Frog, the inspiration for Grumpy Cat
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3After all, the only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing. Since I know nothing I love to talk about nothing. It's the only thing I know anything about. Nothing lasts forever
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5She rolled her eyes, flipped her hand over to examine her pedicure, slowly chewed her gum with loud smacks, let out a big sigh & pursed her lips. My pickup line didn't impress her.
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5r, birdsong, crickets, rustling leaves, ocean waves, bear fights, hurricanes, volcanic eruptions, earthquakes, avalanches. He wasn't feeling very relaxed by these nature sounds
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7sounds like air running out of a tire with the air valve exploding at the end." An inaccurate and verbose description of my flatulence.However, fart onomatopoeia is a noble pursuit
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8AKA the CIA, Google, the government-y' know, those guys.Don't forget to press foil around the computer, modem, internet cables, cell phone, fillings in your teeth (to be continued)
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6Such encouragement! Yes. YES! She'd tap into her creativity, imagination, get past her writer's bl--oh, it was no use! She wrote aNOTHer one-word fold and pressed send
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5"work ethic" irrelevant & knew hard work may pay off later but laziness pays off now.One of the Millennial credos is:there's no "i" in "teamwork" but there is one in "kiss my ass".
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5past the Tax n' Shine (where you can do your taxes & bleach your teeth at the same time). Joe was so deep in thought about teeth and taxes when he and Sally entered the forest that
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2But alas, the only idiotic plebeian in my town was the first one to read it. He shared it with his idiotic friends and soon my book was getting idiotic comments on Amazon, like
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6“Children,” Dad paused his story, “Don’t worry about global warming, worry about this law of nature: The Butterfly Effect”. You see, as the butterfly rose in the air, a crow ate it
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5And that story is, Rod Serling’s the original "wiki leaker". US astronauts really did encounter a giant hillbilly lady in a rundown shack. Gremlins regularly tore up airplane wings
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5though county songs like "Flushed From the Bathroom of Your Heart", "You're The Reason Our Kids Are Ugly" and "I'm Gonna Hire A Wino To Decorate Our Home" were good, he could write
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5The Wester Bunny was very tan, ate only organic kale and was distinctly left-leaning. Some said this put him at an advantage over the Easter Bunny, but when they met on Easter Sund
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4Wiser people than I have tossed that inquiry around and yet--the question romaines and leafs us in a pickle.
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5but she wasn't embarrassed. She was proud to be an Americium woman. She tossed her Platinum blond hair, said they were all a bunch of Borons & Ununquadium-ly moved to Californium.
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3<sigh>When one has no context, one can decide to throw caution to the wind, jump in with all 10 fingers on the keyboard, & hope the sum of the previous parts makes up for the whole
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2Snapchatting, tweeting, texting, Facebooking, Instagramming, Youtubing, Googling or blogging s/he had no business being in a self driving car. Self driving cars are for people