Finished Folds (41—60)
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8how they were worth every penny, gave his life meaning & if everybody had just one, it would solve all the problems in the world. As good houseguests, they just nodded and smiled.
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3Bob immediately shut down his computer but hack_matt99@mail.com had already turned Bob's Nest thermostat up to 99.9F, made Alexa laugh like Marisa Mayer after it finished each task
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3was undaunted. He unbuttoned his vest and began to recite: "There once was a girl from China.." The limericking ninja gasped! Surely the leprechaun was not going to use THAT word
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3We also saw 2 Fast 2 Furious, 16 Candles, 8 Mile, 10 Things I Hate About You & The 3 Amigos. After that, the 12 Monkeys and I were hungry, so we took my Fiat 2000 to Five Guys
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4He put on black eyeliner but then people just called him "Prince Tinkerbell." Geez. What would it take to get them take him seriously as a dark angel?! He got his next idea from
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9But not that soon. I'd say she's got at least 5 years to live, as that seems to be the average time it takes for FS stories to publish. You see, the reason why it takes so long is
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6(The last folder ponders: "What a difficult question! It's like, 'Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?'" and after four minutes decides to write:) Maybe
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7As I stood there covered in my chocolaty shell I began to realize the chemicals Dairy Queen used were great on ice cream, but not on human skin.The reaction started on my left knee
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5while simultaneously dead & alive, he authored the infamous "Schrondinger's Cat" thought experiment where a theoretical cat is put in an easter basket with a Twinkie and a hammer
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10for lack of trying, that's for sure.This story's taken so long to finish cuz I write a couple sentences, then I get distracted by Song Pop, FactChecker.com, Macy's one day sales,
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5As soon as Burke uncovered her feet, her husband ran gagging out into the icy rain & died of hypothermia.Burke didn't know her feet indirectly killed her husband as she couldn't sm
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4Sparing no expense, Howard put the Whoopee Cushion Company's marketing dept. to work on new slogans finally settling on "Wherever you may be//Let your wind pass free". Sales
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5Fast forward to June 2017. Figuring out the card was cancelled, she'd been on hold with customer service for a year waiting to speak to a manager. Listening to muzak all that time
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3the hard truth--its father was a rhino. The unicorn went ballistic, impaling everything in sight and got itself stuck in the trunk of a Jabuticaba tree. After freeing itself
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3Now it was 5 years after it had all began and there was still no end in sight. Though the details had been hidden, the story wasn't forgotten. Then people began to share it
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3only different: instead of the Death Race 2000 theme cars, they had to race in kiddie pedal cars. Though allowed to run over people, you'd lose points if you didn't say "excuse me"
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5And so I say, Dearly Beloved we're here to get through this thing called life when we write on Folding Story & remember if the elevator tries to bring you down punch a higher floor
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6in a paper bag, which Jimmy folded into a crowbar to escape the closet. Since he would only speak to paper products, his parents would wrap themselves in toilet paper
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4But my story doesn't end with a lobotomy, it ends with me front of a keyboard, under a patio umbrella, sipping lemonade, cooking burgers on the grill & pressing "Fold & Pass".
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4Word spread and my brother became the go-to guy for ash-scattering, due to his unique and economical methods. When Miss Wooten hired him to dispose of her cat's ashes, my brother