Finished Folds (81—100)
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5The pen forced Marbury to scrawl superflously abstruse words on the elevator wall like tyrotoxism, mungo, pulveratricious.When it forced him to write floccinaucinihilipilification,
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3but not the hook & he sho' nuf was not cookin' in Prince's book, but he put a raspberry beret on MJ...[music interrupts fold]“ two thousand one seven party over, oops, out of time”
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9I had made her dream come true. Every night I see the stars in the heavens and think of her, and my heart expands like the cosmos.
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5Mark Twain rented the basement & Miguel de Cervantes slept on the lawn, & were forever engaging in verbal pugilistics as Cervantes was so magniloqently verbose & Twain so blunt.
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8(20)When that hotline bling, don't answer 21)If attacked by a mob of clowns go for the juggler 22)Always trust people with big butts-they cannot lie 23)Make better bad decisions
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5As Timmy stood upside down on the ceiling, he fell through an acoustic tile into the space between the ceiling and the school roof and saw..."Mr. Degler! They said you'd retired!"
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24 minutes after FoldingChat launched. An undercover policeperson infiltrated FoldingChat, using bad grammar, bad spelling & maligning Det. Manatee, hoping to draw the murderer
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5I poured a shot, shrugged, & spilled some on the floor. Steve frowned, shrugged & shoved me out of the way to clean it up.I shrugged & hit him over the head with the ice cube tray
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4Now there were two strangers crossing my street. What's up with my neighborhood? Why are strangers moving in? One day one of the strangers crossed the street, rang my doorbell
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6And yet..in finding each other, I will always be reminded that I cannot forget that I will always remember that I remembered forgetting something that may have mattered.
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12r. All the foldy people where do their folds come from? All the foldy people where do they all belong? Fr. Mackenzie writing the words to a fold earning only 1 point-so he smokes a
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4his hipster handlebar mustache,pulled a hair from his civil war era-styled beard out of his mouth, took a swig of Kombucha,popped an Ice Breaker & bent down to kiss Sleeping Beauty
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4feet. So he'd have to put on his thinking cap. Oh wait, the snake had no head, per se, to put a cap on. Adam & Eve were waiting expectantly. He'd have to be on his toes. Oh wait,
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8our creativity and slacker skillz. The world is a better place with FS, spreading cheer, humor, cultural commentary and a good excuse to spend hours on the computer in our pajamas.
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12ract bad guys, you get into unhealthy relationships. When you get into unhealthy relationships, you overeat to compensate. When you overeat to compensate, you lose self-confidenc
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3him as a publicist. Anyhoo, 3 years later in dormant fold time, the bus to Kingdom Come finally arrived and wasn't what he expected. It was short bus and he was the only passenger
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3and the egg knocked the Jehovah Witnesses' rocket out of orbit. Floating dormant in the fold-space-time continuumfor four years, they had to eat their pamphlets for food
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4Lil Wayne was more popular in 2012 than he now in 2015 which may explain why this fold's been dormant 3 years. Or maybe it's the dead man in the river. Clearly, we need a different
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6gore-tex, an orange whistle nose, signal mirror eyes & LED teeth, & his job was keeping trekkers safe on the trails. As REI Man finished a swig of propane, some boy scouts came by
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15Afore too long, Doreene, the scardeecrow & tin man seen a lion who was skeered o' well nigh everythin'. "I spect I'll allow y'all kin come wid us" said Doreene, "we's gwine to see