Finished Folds (421—440)
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5The fox had stolen Lars' iPhone.When Lars called, the fox answered but Lars only heard rustling.Then it sent the aforementioned text to Lars' friend in fox language. What was the f
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5Let's get drunk on whiskey & rye at the levee." While Don McLean & Ke$ha were partying Robert Plant drove up with a pink carnation in a pickup truck & said the levee was gonna brea
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6My weapon was my pinkie finger. My brother always said, "If God didn't mean for us to pick our nose, He wouldn't have made our pinkie small enough to fit." I was on a holy mission!
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51st FS March Madness bracket: those who've used "penis" the most times in a fold. Contenders: [Moral End/SlimWhitman/BuddyBoy]. Moral End as winner is now up against the winner of
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3overcome by emotion shat a little but recovered when she turned and saw Squawkers, saying, "What, are you an idiot? You're a parrot.I need a pigeon-size wing." Crestfallen, Squawke
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3full of mercury in the US. Arrive in Japan on Respect For The Aged Day, carry a God Jesus Robot toy & eat Shirako for 7 days to change your fate," said the Ghost of Me Yet To Come
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7Some FS writers consume the entire 6-pak of delusions prior to writing.Some overcook their half baked ideas until they're black & crunchy & catch on fire and some have smoked them.
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7stuff, fake sugar is bad for you. 18) Wash your yoga mat, for pete's sake. 19) Do one thing everyday that scares you. 20) You know you skipped 2 and 11. 21) Don't stand so clos
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5the borogroves are all mimsy and whatnot. With or without acid, FoldingStory writers are harbingers-- harangers, even--of munificent originality, vagary, genius and monstrosity
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6t nobody had never done, neither--4 negatives! The Grammar Principal's head exploded. Since he was dead, the Grammar Police took over. In a passive voice, Huck Flynn told them
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8almost irritated Det. Manatee into retirement, having to repeat ad nauseam the hunt was for the Manatese FLAcon, not Falcon. Varla Du Gong's husband smelled like a Maserati looks,
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8The city of Hoboken's police surveillance drone program was off to a bad start. A rogue drone blew up Homeless Stan's cardboard residence. Luckily Stan was lunching @ the soup kitc
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6The psychedelic furs on Fungushead's shroom steed shimmered like supernovas. He suddenly had an insatiable craving for Moons Over My Hammy. His shroom steed morphed into a Denny's
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5Agent B52s Tricky mission: find a Cure for the Broken Social Scene. His contact said he’d find a Gold Panda At The Drive-In, under a pile of Cardigans behind the Dirty Projectors.
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5Even more mysterious, the carpet didn't match the drapes on the hairy naked man statue.The King decreed whoever explained these mysteries would get a bag of gold, a loaf of bread &
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6Principal: You son is suspended from 2nd grade because he made his Pop Tart look like a gun. Parents: It's just a pastry, you know. Josh: I just kept biting it & biting it but I
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4Elmo says so, because if I don't, he says he'll put his hand over my mouth and nose and send me to Heaven." Timmy's mother slashed Elmo in the chest with a butcher knife and ripped
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5his backfat. Big Bob went ballistic. He pulled a snub-nosed 38 from the deep fat fold between his manboobs & waist and started waving it around his cube. Sweat & belly button lint
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6language app Lucielucie used translated "TUBAH" into "TUBOR" & "drupe" into "shenanigans." So excited to see her favorite word in French, she accidentally hit the SUBMIT button 17
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5s go to Heaven. Thinking his actions had no consequences, McGruff quit his crime-fighting dog job & began peeing on street signs, humping fire hydrants, sniffing random crotches