Finished Folds (521—540)
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5told Amos that Theodore kissed Rusty. Mr. Donovan was always sabotaging his son Theodore's relationships. Amos got pissed and confessed he'd kissed Mr. Donovan. Celia
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3was Reverend Sue's hearse, AKA the Barbie Dream Hearse, as it was pink with yellow daisies and had a purple interior. The Repo Man didn't care if it was a hearse and reconnoitered
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3old stogie he found in the couch seat cushions.Norma came in with an iron skillet just as her Uncle Ned appeared on TV in handcuffs."I said no smoking that crap inside!" she yelled
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5Simon used Calibri everywhere.Inspired by its simple sans-serif typeface, he lived sans anything that complicated his life.That is, until the mix up with the #l and lower case "l".
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17-11 to buy one of those roses that are sold next to the Slim Jims, and get a Krispy Creme. A thug burst in to rob the register, saw Tim, his doughnut and the Barry White CD
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2. I had no idea how a gentleman caller was supposed to act. My forte was picking up chicks at bars, Occupy protests and NA meetings. I googled Mr. Darcy from "Pride and Prejudice"
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3was there, covered in copper, looking exactly as he does on the penny. He was mumbling and scratching something into the Mars soil. I had a few questions for him: "Mr. Lincoln,
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3taped them to their heads. "Children," he said, "the day we've dreaded has arrived--today Mommy will be smashed to smithereens at a birthday party because she is a Cupcake pinata
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5A lorry full of blackbirds driven by a dung beetle sitting on a milk crate pulled up. The gnome requested a ride hither and yon, as he had a ~1,000 things to see before he died.
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6with finesse, class and flair. Wait--this time I would do it without being drunk! I checked my wig, hung the bell from my tragus, straightened my fishnets, closed my eyes and
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8Patrice Hardy's lingerie flapping in the wind on the fire escape. Windshield glass scattered in the street and popped his tires. Still determined to shoot anything that moved, Ted
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1how long did I plan to live with my parents, did I own any weapons, was I taking my meds regularly, and did I still serve Beelzebub. I answered the P.I. with (1) yes (2) um...(3)
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3Sadly, they were both crushed by Japanese toy manufacturer Bandai, after it released Belching Coin Munching Face Bank and Road Kill Cat.
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6l motivation you'd think, but my Self said to myself, "Digging a hole with a stick? Come ON! What an idiot!!" I knew right then and there I needed to get rid of my negative Self
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3.His sidekick was Agoraphobic Man whose debilitating superpower was shooting lasers from inside the house thru a crack in the drapes, which mostly just tore up shrubbery & sidewalk
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6He was now Superhero Persona non grata. The CIA "overslept" so to speak, missed several flights from Brazil, but finally arrived, jumped in their CIAmobiles and went after Superman
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5Ha! And people said there's no such thing as a Nigerian Prince Scientist. But after our Skype call, knew the Prince was legit and I'd make a killing with his lactating coat idea.
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2holey T-shirt <check>, crossed arms <check>, smirk <check>, no eye contact <check>...yes, the HR dept. did had done a great screening job. "So," I said, "I see your last job was
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7Like when he hit rock bottom and made a video after his girlfriend dumped him, warning himself to stay away from her. Unlike then, he'd heed this warning to RUN, but run where?
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4"Bi-POLAR BEAR disorder," Calvin said.Susie was horrified.Not only was Calvin psychotic and bipolar, his jokes weren't funny anymore.She saw Hobbes' tail sticking out under a stack