Finished Folds (541—560)
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6the primal skills of his manatee mating dance to entrance her. Faking an amorous move to her face, he used his fins and tail to pummel her, and escaped the clutches of evil again.
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7took a licking and kept on ticking. And so he was very successful but increasingly dissatisfied.It all changed the day he heard, *really* heard, Talking Head’s “Once In A Lifetime”
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2When I finally got to Sundance and killed The Horse Whisperer, so much time had passed a new nemesis had arisen: Cesar Millan, the Dog Whisperer. I I hitchhiked back to L.A.
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2And thus began the age of enlightenment. With that, I finished my application essay for clothing-optional State U.Not buying clothes was the only way I could afford college tuition
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3well, if it isn't my freaking neighbor's yippy toy poodle in my backyard relieving itself on my organic kale again! I got the handcuffs, a pair of grass shears and a wheelbarrow
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6and knocked. An unnervingly large toddler holding a Pabst wearing only a diaper and bib opened the door."Is your mother here?I'm lost." I said.Was he the source of the foul odor or
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4I had to buy a fudgesicle to get a ride. I hadn't even closed the ice cream truck door before he cranked the calliope music to a deafening level and peeled out into the heavy fog
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2an i am not as drunkest as i would be had my truly best drinking friend used to be, neither. I THINK...shhhhh....HEY!,,am I yelling? I'm so sorry. Look, what I'm trying to say is
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5behavior of this colony was unsettling.All 450 birds were roosting one giant oak, making no sound. We were uneasy as we made camp for the night, but there was no turning back now.
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7"Tell me who you eat, and I will tell you who you are." As the Zombies nodded in approval, one Zombie's head fell off. The Zombie Zen teacher then said
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7Can't blame him, really. He'd just seen his girlfriend/2nd cousin tell Maury Povitch she torched the trailer to get insurance $$ for a Fig Newton addiction. He'd been such a fool!
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5The Folding Story family was a mystery to everyone on the Internet. Many urban legends had arisen about this family, the most curious of which involved the Whitman Bros.It was said
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5Callipygious and her fricative, friend, That. Us and Them thought That was a thug, and when one of the Thems taunted That with: "Say it, don't spray it!" the bloody war of words
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5're living off the grid, starting today!" No more pencils, no more books, no more capitalists' dirty looks. No more taxes, no more commute, no "9-5" is our pursuit. Later, suckas!
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5"Nevermind." Cobain said. "To escape repeated karmic reincarnation, find a Heart Shaped Box by a meat eating orchid near the tar pit trap" and put me on hold. "Hey.Wait" I said
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5started to reply but was cut off. "Frankly, " Encyclopedia Brown sneered, "you're about as good a gourmand as you are a detective." Incensed, Det. Manatee took his vermeil crabfork
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3, the unblinking bug-eyes, the gaping mouths, the worn out felt and disturbing cutesy voices. These sickening creatures were obsessed with the alphabet and being kind to everybody
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1boyfriend I'd ever had, but he was Seedy, Dysfunc and a GooB, as if he really was from Mars. I'd had it. I threw all his love letters into my neighbor Muriel'schipper
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6came back on and the Chinese chicken bomb started to get so hot, I dropped it on the rug, which was also made in Guam. It landed on its drumsticks and began vibrating sideways
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8minutes to decide.I would murder Beige to save Molly’s life.It was such a boring color, nobody would miss it except maybe Martha Stewart. But it turned out beige was hard to murder