Finished Folds (621—640)
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5ask? If you, press 3.If my automated voice, press 4.”He pressed 5 because that sounded like a trick question.So Nice Samba on hold organ music started playing. Bored, he pushed 666
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2fond of dancing so they went to the billiard room for 8 ball and cigars, and walked in on Mr. Green in a compromising position on the pool table with Miss Scarlet (not his wife)
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3Bear Mountain, living in unusual alliance with the hillbilly neighbors.Whenever Sheriff Spud Jones tried to investigate rumored production of meth, moonshine or cannabis, the bears
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8him in a roller skate with no wheels.Stan knocked Spam Baby from the skate with his hammertoe,used the laces to bind up his exposed entrails&lurched toward the dumbwaiter.Spam Baby
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6I planned to blow up Col. Mustard's thimble with plastic explosives, figuring that would take everybody out and I would win, but Mrs. Peacock burst into the library with an AK-47
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5ice cweam Toby want ice cweam” said Optimus Prime in a little baby voice sounding like Elmer Fudd on helium. What the hell had happened to Optimus Prime?Since becoming a movie star
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7er skills and would tune in, turn on and drop out at 25 after reading Exo-Psychology. For now, the little girl tried to understand Mr. Leery's explanation of Larval Circuits, but
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6Day 11-Husband texted 100 sad smilies saying he still loves me-will I take him back?Largest butcher knife and grapefruit knife missing this a.m. from mysteriously sharpened cutlery
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6called Creole Dave from the Voodoo Shop two doors down, to come shoo the bad juju from the area, starting with guy maniacally knitting across the street.Dave brought a tooloolou
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4Deadly Sins, the Pythagorean Theorem and Paula Deen recipes. Putting bits of them all together, my plan to ditch Fred Willard and get my highschool sweetheart back was foolproof.
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9but before he could answer, she asked another boobytrap girlfriend question as a smokin' hot brunette walked by. "Is she prettier than me?" Panicking, he began to sweat profusely
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6a pedicure on his hands-aHA! That’s why there were no footprints at the crime scene. This homeless perp walked on his hands or he has no feet." Manatee pulled him from the trashcan
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4True to the Boy Scout motto “Always be prepared,” 49erFaithful had Plan B in case he didn’t pan enough gold-trade frankincense for a gold grill for Elivra, but what *was* frankince
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7questioning this detox-accumulate-wealth-look-younger-find-true-love-align-your-chi spa diet. She was now buried in mud up to her armpits and Moondrip, her spa “guide,” had disapp
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6a trash can. The other bums put the lid on and at his muffled command, hummed the can-can song and set the can rolling down the alley.When it hit a dumpster he flew out in his tutu
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6Fact: One in four house fires are caused by a drunk person trying to cook food. Also a fact: Mort had just fired up the stove and was about to add to the statistics.
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4it. I couldn’t help thinking, if Folding Story had a 72 hour time limit maybe*I* could be breathing down Chaz’s neck on the Leaderboard (or 49erFaithful’s, depending on the week).
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4car in the 7-11 parking lot whose owner went next door to Dennys and stiffed the waitress who decided not to visit her Grammy that night. This prompted Grammy to cheat at Bingo
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5my little brother ended up dangling from the chimney in a hammock, a vodka fire started in the tub, and the flat screen got glued to the front door.With my parents gone all weekend
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5“Santa’s” wrapping paper in the garage. Since my brother was right about there being no Santa, I guess he’s right that lizard people are running the world, Microsoft Wingdings is