Finished Folds (641—660)
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2or are my favorite things raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens? It's always confusing in December. For example, the last time I got a brown paper package tied up with string
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2enanched coummnaiction, esceplialy for mdidle chirlden and pleope who likced the mdidle out of oeros brofeer etaing the cooky. All was wlel in tihs mexid up wolrd utnil one day
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4"People talking, staring, I can't see their faces, only th-” the man in white was abruptly cut off as one cowboy shot him saying, “I hate that song. Plus, he got the words wrong.”
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5of a good bernaise? they all wanted to know. The Great Demon of Cookery stopped swigging cooking sherry for a minute and slurred “ firsss getsabutter mmthen sumeggs, whissem inapot
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7It's the most odious time of the year. With the fruitcake all smelling and mom's boyfriend yelling, "Yo! Bring me a beer!" It's the most odious time of the year. It's the
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5to help me guess the subject of the unseen sentences so I could properly finish the story. He said, “Let’s just say it’s bigger than a breadbox, can’t be programmed in Linux,
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4Yeah, you heard me. I would’ve liked to have literally backstabbed backstabbing Tabitha, and backslapped the bastard who did, but I was hiding on the backstreets, a pusillanimous
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3finding a pose for the shot. I held page 2 of the diving manual "posing for squid holding camera" in front of his facemask. The squid suddenly ate the camera. We were in trouble.
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6Pat @ PO Box 5. Along w/ pic tell what u know of guns, germs & steel.” Tom was intrigued. He fit the requested profile but was Pat a man or a woman? Should he answer the ad?
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6Tune in for--“ I hit the mute button. I kept the TV on 24/7. I told myself it was to train my lazy eye to focus, but if I was honest (impossible, really, since I was a pathological
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6The Ouija board starting spelling out the lyrics to The Age of Aquarius, but that wasn't the fifth dimension we wanted to visit.The Ouija board was old and so maybe a little senile
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4the dive bars where I was drinking too much gin, you never walked in to mine,and even if my tome ends up on the bottom of someone's shoe, it's always better to have loved and lost.
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4fold, if I only could have read it before I wrote this one. Since I had no idea what the context was and it was 6:00 pm somewhere, it was time to finish this up and start drinking.
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4Momma loved the plush divan she was sitting on, and wanted to buy it. The Carpet King said it was sold next door at his Sofa King store, where the prices were Sofa King great!
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4not DiGiorno, or UPS, or Avon calling, or a kid selling magazines, or Jehovah's Witnesses ringing my doorbell, and I wasn't going to open my door til I figured out who it was.
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2g Man campaign strategy. Rush Leroy Beck was obsessed with The Running Man movie, and announced that his running mate would be chosen from the survivors. The first gauntlet
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3Alf Gorb hated was pacifism (and pastures, passengers, pastiche, basically anything starting with “pas”) and knew he had to terrify, entertain or remunerate to get people's attenti
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3Her teacher returned the essay with an F and said, “You’ve really got to start doing your homework if you want to graduate.” It looked as if, at 27, Lulu would repeat 4th grade
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3We drifted to a deserted island, but the since sharks ate all the elderly, the rest of us had no idea how to survive because we didn’t have our iPhones, ATM cards or the internet.
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4Then I saw the weeder in his back. I called 911."Another neighbor’s been attacked on their way to borrow sugar from me. Send EMTs!” Muddy Dearfoam prints led back to the flower bed