Finished Folds (661—680)
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3led Hostess cupcakes went first, but soon everything was sold out. Just as a riot was about to start, I noticed a hippie in a Stevie Nicks dress on the Snacky Cake truck roof. He
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8I couldn’t read the look in her eyes as she smiled and said, “Somewhere nothing is impossible, everybody takes care of each other, has everything they need and peace reigns.”
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2of Pogs. Checking eBay proved the collection was worth at least $1M. Now we could afford little Jimmy's operation and pay our mortgage, but first we decided to spend some money
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4with her lazy eye, smiled a gap tooth smile, and he was smitten. “Lurlene?” he said. “ I reckon I might like to do some courtin if you's willin, yeepp. I needta ask yer daddy
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4..he paused. The Pontifical Commission President said, “applying for the Counsel of the Laity wasn't a good idea based on your religious views, but the Vatican needs taxi drivers.”
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6squirmed in their heads. In the basement arose such a terrible clatter as I started the machine that made anti-matter. When what to my welcoming eyes did appear? Reanimated corpses
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6I’d ended it by throwing all her stuff out the window, deleting her computer files, changing the locks, closing our joint bank account and credit cards, keying her car, burning the
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2the Grape St. Crips kidnapped my kids?!” Tammy and I decided to bust out of prison to rescue them. We made a shiv from the underwire in our bras, toilet paper and ear wax, and
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5there are so many euphemisms for “working girls” and all they’re involved with, like, Captain Standish, shagstress, button broker and getting busy, to name a few, that I should
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5home, his <3 full of love. As F8 would have it, one day Uiop had some kind of a break & was completely out of control. She’d tried to delete the dog, who escaped as Qwerty entered
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3le a perfect Kevin Bacon pumpkin head. Ted secretly pocketed the pulp and seeds. He'd need that to exact revenge on Ms. Plankenshwack because she made fun of his blindness.
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6freshly slain cow’s rib. Not looking up, the bartender gives the tinman a shot of Jaeger, the scarecrow a right hook that knocks him off the barstool and the lion a Vienna sausage.
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6“Fred, I thought we settled this (http://foldingstory.com/nn9wr/).I thought we were happy," Barney said. “You came out. You can't go back in. What are you doing over at Wilma's?"
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1“With that bio, you're never gonna get a job-or a date,” said Dirk, Frederick's life coach. “First, ditch Frederick, you're Fred now.Stop talking in 3rd person and alliteration all
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4Nine drunk little Indians, a thug they all berate. He knifed the closest one, and then there were eight.
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6Right into a smashed pile of moonpies in the 7-11 parking lot. The tiny elves worked on the mess with tiny shovels, brooms, dustpans and recyclable bags. A murder of crows arrived
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9“No Sanders, not a Boar, a b-o-r-e, like your boss, Jim Brass. No, Jim didn’t gore Marlin Perkins, it was another bore…how do I know? Look, just get over here!” When CSI arrived
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6nut tightened or it’s contempt!” the judge warned.“Your honor, may Dr. Frankenstein approach the defendant?” “Yes, dammit!” the judge shouted. Dr. F torqued the right arm 4.4 kgf m
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4left pupil, an alien portal whose trajectory pointed SW directly at a mysterious crop circle in Fresno, CA. Nobody was aware of the million of aliens colonizing under South Dakota.
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4Logically I observe 1st St. heads one way, the opposite direction of my pursuer.My gum falls out as I run and rolls north.There are no Ford Fiestas on the street.How do I get help?