Finished Folds (681—700)
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5who now referred to himself as Sam Iambic Pentameter. Sam said, “I took your eggs, and now I have your ham. Call Mommy, pinhead, I don’t give a damn.”
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3It was then that Rob realized his mother had probably known all along and would have no problem accepting him as Roberta, with 1 caveat-he had to get his own pair of slingbacks now
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5an iPhone, surfed to NASDAQ and pointed out his Bird Diaper patent (US 5934226) did not, in fact hate him, but had made him $7M since selling it to Petco. His toilet tank aquarium
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6I felt morally obligated to flush out the Zodiac Killer/Folder, but which writer was he? Was he careless enough to write the gory, r-rated “ewww” folds, or clever enough to disguis
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6I came up with a new plan, and rang the doorbell on the wall of Dis again.“What now?!”the fallen angel shouted.I said “If you can answer my riddle we’ll go back to the 4th circle.”
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3It used to be just each of us ourselves, and then “mine” became “ours” until someone got her involved them. Nobody was to blame for that except me, myself and I.
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4put on Run DMC in her GTO and drove toward I-5, passing by a B-boy in J Crew dancing in the DQ parking lot by K Mart. She did a U turn and T-boned a BMW, which KO’d the driver.
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3was a diamond encrusted unibrow, mysteriously conjuring Frida Kahlo, the “third eye” and Una Brau at the same time, sort of causing mental whiplash as your thoughts moved from
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4“Stop with the Gloria Estefan tunes already!” 1-seat yelled at Willy Wonka. Coach had hired him as coxswain, hoping to end the Crew team losing streak at Harvard Elementary school.
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6“This is why we published a new version of Huckleberry Finn” said Mr. Gribben. The Harper Valley PTA was applauding enthusiastically until Mrs. Johnson and her miniskirt walked in.
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4He thought her skeletal remains had a lovely, lacey quality.He brushed the dirt from her eye sockets, tenderly placed the decrepit tooth in her gaping jaw,and brought her back home
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2Then he said, “Ok, that’s it! There may be no "i” in team, but there is one in 'kiss my ass.' It’s over!” iRate, she grabbed her iPad, iPod, iMac, iPhone, iDrops, iShadow, and
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6Chaz was about to reveal that he was a charlatan, and expose what nobody knew but everybody suspected--he had a dual subscription(/personality) and was also writing as MoralEnd.
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5string tied to the remaining stump of thumb, a reminder to be careful with the cutter.This explains half of the assembly workers’ “One Hand Candy” nickname for him. “Candy” was bec
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7Captain. I shoved the plastic army men deep in the sandbox for cover, but marble bombs took them all out except the mine sweeper, who already had no arm or base, and now no foot.
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2bikram yoga classes at this hour, so she set out in search of an alternative. As she rounded a corner, she collided with a large, tattooed, pierced, dreadlocked, crazy-looking
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2But his downfall began the day he “accidentally” drank diesel when Hasbro released “Optimash Prime” Mr. Potato Head.After that, Optimus could only transform to a little red wagon
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2So I created a balloon performance art piece. I’d fashion an audience suggestion into a balloon creation, then shoot it with arrows while playing “My Balloon” by Men Without Pants.
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5She couldn’t decide what to put on her list of “things to do before you die.” She had less than two weeks figure it out. Harold Camping had predicted the apocalypse again.
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3Lecter said, “Cla-rise, that billboard outside my cell window is in bad taste.” The guard frowned. “My name’s not Clarise, Lecter. What’s the problem with a billboard that