Finished Folds (241—260)
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4Then Marvin picked a few grapes and thought hard about changing his name. He pondered his options: Marvin Peake? Marvin Hot? Marvin Cranky? That all didn't sound good though
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3placed by Porgy the pig, Charlotte the spider and the Teenage mutant ninja turtles. But then a roaring voice was heard: it was the Lion King claiming the hare had cheated! This cau
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3Well, that was of course too good an offer to resist. So I lighted another cigarette and smoked quietly for another 15 minutes. Then the boss came at me with a flame-thrower. "You'
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3the real contents of the container. I would be completely embarrassed if they persisted in their intention of opening this big box filled with dildo's, vibrators and worse: Shauna
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6d fundamentalistic religious paternalism. And of course, where there's crossroads, there's always a devil waiting to trade your soul in exchange for shedding mediocrity in whicheve
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0was just in the process of aiming a high kick in combination with a triple axle. He was split neatly in half lengthwise. The other ninja however was able to finish his death star
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3and then he started whistling 'Auld lang Syne'. The co-pilot leaned out the window and yelled:'Sandbags away!' The Hindenburg slowly started rising and now both pilots were whistli
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4in the left corner?" I whispered 'Yes', "Move towards it, but slowly...do not wake it!". This made me smile, but I decided to keep playing along. Then I saw a blinking red light in
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3to me, but noooo, I had to stop and listen! My brother Aaron first laughed when I told him about it, said I should get my head checked out. But yesterday, I caught him carving a go
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4squeeks and white noise. Junior tried to adjust the antenna that was firmly screwed into his skull. He just got a severe migraine from the effort. He turned his tuner-tooth to find
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7I got excited. Written in this Holy Book was the True Secret to kicking the habit and becoming an ex-Vman. I read on:'Pure will is summoned by the Mind, ignoring the heart, the wan
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2To our utter dismay, the operatives of operation Sons of Anarchy ran into the opposing team who were setting up their own operation called God Save the Queen. Then all hell broke
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3show business anymore. It was the start of the end of a career that had lasted way too long. A show that bears your name, should only last three years. It's like marriage, after
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3stead of 'neighbour'. That got Mr. Rogers very upset. In fact, it got him so upset, he turned green, his muscles swelled up and looked like someone I vaguely remembered (from what?
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4's mouth fell open in silent shock. Tears started to roll down his cheeks and he fell to his knees. 'Th..Thank you, thank you, this is amazing!' We were already spending his money
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5And though it wasn't possible for them to lie, we couldn't believe what we heard. They were ranting about schizofrenic machines, mutated ostriches, bloodsucking sirens... Steve mad
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0it's not a game. To them, this was a serious business. Not sitting down for an hour to play a silly little board game. People actually got wounded. The loser always died. But that
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2Ron couldn't concentrate anymore. There were just too many options with Mustard and Candlesticks, especially if Jenna James was added to the mix. 'Mr. Jeremy, you won!' Ron didn't
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4scent slowly wafting by. The Queen bee was in no mood for jokes at all. 'You dare to sleep, you little insignificant wanker bee?' Babbity Bumble cowered, 'N-No Ma'am, n-no, I meant
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5baked beans platter and hit two of them in their smackers. Then I saw they were planning my ultimate destruction. The French Assassin Mean Cuisine were firing up their Coq au Vin-