Finished Folds (221—240)
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3The longer I looked at it, the bigger it seemed to get. I tried to look away, but couldn't for at least half a minute. Then I looked again. It moved. It seemed to stretch, but I
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2This was not going to be my best day. I knew this the moment I stepped out of bed and fell over my shoes I had carelessly scattered around my bed the evening before. My head felt
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10'This is NOT a book' it said on the cover. He turned it (book?) around in his hands and thought:'if this is NOT a book, then what is it?' He tried to open it, but the cover seemed
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4She was thirsty. Boy, was she thirsty. Her mouth felt as if someone had run sandpaper over her tongue and then stuffed it with sawdust. She squinted her eyes against the glaring
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4Will there ever be a time that hot cheese sandwiches are not appreciated anymore? The crunchyness of the bread, the gooey runnyness of the cheese, ah the delight of the cheese that
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6ready for the taking in his hipholster. He sneaked up towards the front door and rang the bell. Spot kept quiet. His master wasn't home, so he didn't need to play dog today. He
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3Wrooffff. He looked like a dog, he peed like a dog, he barked like a dog. But he was not a dog. He was a creature more terrible than the clown from It, the crows from Birds or the
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5approached me and whispered:'There are never enough gobstoppers in this world to save you from the humhums son.' Shocked, I stroked Nummy and wondered what humhugs were. And how
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5his bare cheeks had assumed a rosy red colour due to the sun that had been scorching them all day. The Bellagio Fountain webcam got 17,000 hits that day, people were actually
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3conspiracy to ban the 's' from the alphabet. That is the most difficult letter to pronounce with a cleft palate you see. So we sneaked into the state library that very night and
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1get your brains into instant go-getter wheeler dealer mode? Fake cheese on yer pizzas, meat glued together with bone-glue and then cut into T-bones, chicks pumped with water to
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6whipped back her ravenblack dreads and winked. 'That, my dear boy, is a question to you, but the knowledge is mine.' Fred thought about this for a while.'Yeah, but we still don't
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3'Well,' he exclaimed, 'that's easy! A furlong of course is as long as..... as fur!' He flashed his teeth and leaned back, completely content with his witty answer. Chimes sounded
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3Obediently, I put my eyes into a cup that with wires seemed to be connected to a strange looking apparatus. It had tubes leading into it, filled with brightly colored fluids,
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2inched back and gave the old fox some room. 'Come and play with me,' I pleaded. 'I cannot play with you, I am not tamed,' the fox said. I wondered. Tame? What does that mean? I
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4He lifted his head from the steering wheel and wondered briefly why the airbag hadn't done it's job. He blinked the blood from his eyes and got out of the car. A well-dressed man
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8Ron kept silent and wondered:'Could I?' He'd once tried to make a peanutbutter and jelly sandwich while watching tv at the same time. It had cost him his index finger. This would
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3shall not part from my golden locks. The little bald girl suddenly mutated into a giant lice and started to slowly stroke Rapunzels hair. Rapunzel's face turned green with horror
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6oh eternal curse of the motherless chick! The great prophecy had come true the moment the hipster had put on those godforsaken Calvin Klein spectacles. His eyes turned purple and
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5The sky was too blue, the clouds too fluffy and the streets where too clean. I had just locked the door of my photo shop when I heard a terrible clicking noise. I looked through th