Finished Folds (261—280)
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3who had just started their Boycot-Crayola-Because-They-Suck-movement in hopes of finding a suitable (and affordable of course) alternative. Only the Fauvists were planning to ban
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3higher as they'd ever been before. I got my supersonic Ultra-Orange fased laser and blasted the damn chickens into oblivion. They tried to defend by throwing eggs at me, which I ma
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3his homemade concoction of Mojo SuperGrowth formula. Poor Flopsy must've been eating some of the injected lettuce. 'So what happened to Mopsy, Cotton Tail and Peter?' he wondered.
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2He yawned, then exclaimed:'Oh well, let them eat yams!'
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3Actually, Mayo had. He was on a plane to Hawaii to celebrate a much deserved holiday when the head-stewardess suddenly realized she was going to have to serve dry salad leaves.
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2controlled by a band of Mother Earth followers with anal obsessions of cleanliness, tidy streets and saving the polar bear. I released all my frustrations that had accumulated over
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3She commanded shrimps to eat all of the crops, and hence the land was covered with shrimps. People started cheering, because shrimps had been $17 per ounce for the past few weeks.
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3he'd been working hard on the stash of dead mice he kept there. As the builders entered the house he started growling. There was no way he was gonna share his mice with anyone! Not
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2me: 'Jerry, Jerry, if you don't get your ass home right now, you won't get any dinner!' I sighed, turned around and saw the most amazing creature I had ever laid eyes on. It was bl
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6was a new titanium hip, the kind that would get anyone out of a wheelchair. It stood there, shiny, seductive, yet cold and hard. So how could Harriet have foreseen the consequences
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1They laughed. That's right, they laughed. Since then, I've never again felt comfortable around the ladies. i go through a great deal of trouble to avoid them. I only go outside whe
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2a 60 day retreat at the Aboomahari cave in Nepal where a fundamentalist monk would teach her the 'Art of finding Joy in your heart even after you've been raped, mugged, robbed, etc
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5! Thank G she video'd it and she put it on Utube with the title 'FAIL: Molly Malone on go-ped, hilarious '. Molly was not amused when she found out. Actually she was extremely piss
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1complained to each other about how badly their kids had behaved during the day; not allowing a single thought towards self-reflection. Supernanny couldn't stand it anymore. 'Bad ch
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5for marrying my highschool sweetheart. She was mine, mine, mine! I brooded on a cunning plan to ditch Fred Willard so she could be with me. I researched the 48 laws of power, the 7
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2underneath some rocks about 40 miles away, so he was sure it would be safe. He wondered what EVE would think of this situation. Then Buzz Lightyear arrived with Lightning McQueen w
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8decided to convene and have a brainstorming session to come up with more interesting ways of punishment. Lucifer called the full Board of Managing Demons together and opened the
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2Where those..............Chickens?! At least, that was my mind's attempt of labeling what I saw. They did look like the egg-laying type and had all the necessary bird features. Wh
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2they won't come running after me with enema's to fix this. I am counting on the sense of humor of an alien! I switched my translator back to receiving mode and waited for their res
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4the curtain just tore apart. Darn! The crowd laughed. 'Stop it! This is a very Serious and Philosophical play, not a comedy!' I yelled. But the people couldn't stop laughing at the