Finished Folds (161—180)
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4feet, dyed them strange rainbow colors, strung them from keychains, and sold them at the dollar store as good luck charms.
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4d he finish his chores. So Mungo brought the tin milking pail and proceeded to squeeze the blue milk from Bessie's tender udders. She was sore from his two-day procrastination and
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3"Come on Woody," Buzz said gently. "He's not worth your time or energy. Let's get back home to Andy." So the two friends skipped home without looking both ways before crossing the
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7teeth and tongue, he managed to coax the bird from the safety of its nest with a charmingly lulling and melancholy imitation of the bird's mating call. The bird emerged, he aimed
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4The next thing everyone knew, the dust of the earth become a swarm of lice that began to crawl all over the Egyptians and their dates, making an abode among their hair. The prophet
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1let's go get some Tootise Rolls!" Simon's wife balked. "Honey," she replied, "You need artificially flavored crap like a turtle needs a seat belt." Simon scowled but obeyed his
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3and rubber duckies, cookies, and counting. They haunt children in their nightmares and live under their beds... but just like Snuffeupagus, they're imaginary. Or are they?
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13Sgt. Relish and Col. Mayo dominated the U.S. & Canada w/ blue & purple cavalry & artillery. Gen. Kabab had a few infantry in Europe and four Risk cards. Minister Salad had the rest
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8dripped from my brow as the timer ticked. I scrambled to create a Lincoln Log cabin with fish sticks but it toppled over like Jenga and the judges declared Spam Baby the winner.
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3selling Eskimo Kissez organic bath, body and beauty products.But Donald Duck's robbery was not all it was quacked up to be. There were a few holes in the plan like the part where
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4"I Was Inbred to Be White." The hit single created awareness for the cruelty of tiger breeding practices and the exploitation of the poor cross-eyed cats. The song raised over five
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6Several philosophers, biologists, physicists and psychologists (who made up The Committee for Skeptical Inquiry) got together to discuss UFOS, Big Foot, and evolution.
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3her ice cream with fervor. "Mmmmm! Apricot-Almond-Pistachio! My favorite!" Julia cried. She proceeded to smash the cone in Dick's face, who'd just finished cleaning it with napkins
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7My cheating ex scrambled to put her clothes on and run out of the burning house but I grabbed her before she could blink. I squeezed her arm as I looked into her eyes and said
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2MDMA. People felt their anxieties melt away with each sip of their Frappuccino. They laughed with euphoria and kept coming back to that Starbucks which was the "it spot" in town.
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4The pterodactyl-sized butterflies often allowed passengers on their backs as they sailed through the soft, lavender-lit evening, past the sleeping fairies in their nests and the
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7if I murdered blue? Would the sun go dark if I murdered yellow? Would a rose ever smell as sweet again if I chose red? But they would kill Molly if I didn't pick a color. I had two
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15Madam Wong was a short, stout woman with a dusky complexion, a long face, and bushy eyebrows. Her glasses were always drooping off her nose as she bent over to pick up the menus at
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5if they were wearing pants or not. Sure enough, they quickly realized their nakedness and scrambled to cover their private parts with whatever nearby items they could grab. I was
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13Some years ago - never mind how long precisely - having a lack of squid and crustaceans to eat and nothing particular to interest me in the ocean, I thought I'd leave the water and