Finished Folds (461—480)
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3all the way across the ocean and landed in China where they originated because, as everyone knows very well, almost everything is made in China.
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2and I knew that my wife was going to kill me. These were the flowers from our wedding that she had saved and kept preserved all these years. They were very important to her and
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4was going on after all. I silently crept toward the little girl near the money bars and asked her why she was playing among dead pigs. "Shhh," I'm not supposed to talk to you," she
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2knocked unconscious. When I woke up, I was in a secret lab miles below the surface of the earth strapped to gurney with many wires and contraptions protruding from my body parts.
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2"Most certainly," his magic mirror replied. "But not these spurs for they're part of an ancient prophesy that the cowboy would die by ingesting his own. Don't fulfill the prophesy!
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4The poop all splashed into the toilet at once, the water splashing their buttocks. Someone's didn't make it in, but no one would admit whose. The door to the stall flung open and
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4got all bent out of shape when it came to silver. Nope, werewolves are wussies. The real mythical creature that you have to watch out for is unicorns! Those suckers have
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0for a few more extra calories couldn't hurt, could it? "Super Size Me!" He shouted as he sank his teeth into the juicy bacon and eggs of the greasy McGriddle.
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2with her hand in the offering plate. If the church elders had kept a locked box in the back, they wouldn't have to worry about Nola taking Charity for herself.
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3every last one of those evil crunchberries. He hired Janine Sugawara to take the berries to court on the grounds of fraud-that they were not really berries at all but simply
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0plucked and comatose. I lovingly scooped up her beautiful, cold body and thought to myself how sad it was but at least now we could have honey roasted chicken breast.
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0I sat the pig-tailed toddler on my lap and explained that when a man and a woman want to have a baby, they simply ask God to give them one, and 9 months later, the baby comes
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2know... unless they happen to see my ebay listing on the internet. I bet it could sell for at least a couple hundred just like the Abe Lincoln french fry and virgin Mary McNugget.
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3Helen was my soulmate and I simply could not ignore that fact any longer. I took her in my arms Rhett Butler style and smooched her right there in the hospital in front of nurses &
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0dignity (or what was left of it anyway) and ripped a nearby flag from its perch to cover my nakedness. I determined to get my payback on the one who
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4skinny jeans on people who are- let's just say not skinny. I also don't like shouder pads, crocs, ponchos, and pants with writing on the butt. Alas, his gold teeth
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2kindergarten when he found a pair of spandex in the dress up bin, tried them on, and never wanted to take them off. He begged his mom for his own pair and that was the beginning of
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0get some entertainment from watching hooligans get caught trying to sneak past the "employees only" section of Wal*Mart.
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1ran for my life. I tripped on a blob of mashed potatoes and dropped my lunch tray.
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2naïve at times, but I know when someone is a hoarder and Duncan was most definitely a hoarder. I was embarrassed to have anyone over- that they might think it were MY garbage!