Finished Folds (441—460)
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2humidity to get their hands on the new Apple Ipad. People came from miles around to get one. (It's obvious that the only reason a person would spend their life savings on this
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4fish into Loch Ness. Anything that consumed these fish would grow three to four times its size. This would give the locals something to talk about for centuries! Nessie smelled the
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4game, he was buddy-buddy with the Punjabi, painting henna on each other's hands and linking arms as they skipped in the rain singing Bollywood favorites
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3And that's how "American Girl" was born. It was supposed to rival Playboy, but unfortunately, I was sued by a preteen girl magazine for having the same name. "Oooh! So that's why
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5to recreate the teeny-bopper-loving baby-faced crooner. "IT'S ALIVE IT'S ALIVE!" Dr. Frankenpepper cried. The monster sat up and began to sing a bubblegum pop melody.
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5ceremoniously burned in front of the parliament buildings.Of course certain scalawags bootlegged the video and distributed copies to the Muslims, Amish, and people who otherwise
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2all he got was slightly stretched by the Taffy Puller. But poor Violet Beauregarde was doomed to be slightly blue for the rest of her life. Her nickname at school was "Smurf" and
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5I collected these pencil sharpeners for years. You see, I had my first kiss with my late husband at the pencil sharpener in second grade and ever since, I've been completely
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3had a melt down and Dr. Hawking's speech synthesis went crazy. "I BELIEVE IN GOD!" It boomed in a creepy robotic voice. This completely shattered his editor's heart, who was
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5and sometimes, if he felt like it, wrote fan fiction for Star Wars. Yes, Phil was not like the other grits in high school. But in four years, they would all be sorry they picked on
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5for ruining the game. You have to run up and down the street naked." I was horrified. "Raymond, I refuse to do that," I said. "Fine, then you're out of folding story and you can't
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4was absolutely gorgeous from the waist up. Greek-god-gorgeous, in fact. It was a shame elephantiasis had affected his poor boss Fred. He wondered if Fred were married and if so,
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3The cab stopped a block from city hall and Johnny got out and tipped the cabbie five bucks. "Thanks, bud. But next time try not to hit construction workers!" Take the stairs two at
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2melt like the Wicked Witch of the West. "Be for she dyes we kneed to fig your out how two ficks are speech! KWICK! AXE HER HOW Bee fore she dyes!" But the witch was a puddle by now
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3the grass in that movie "The Happening." People were dropping like flies in bizarre numbers. (That was his worst movie by the way.) Anyway, I to figure out how to stop the attack!
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7glistening sword. As GODzilla sprung at him, the Prince leaped out of the way, dodging a little old lady bystander selling apples. The Prince grabbed an apple from the cart and
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4If baby Jasper were snakenapped that could only mean one thing. She ran to the telephone and called up the only person who could help her in a time like this...
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7had peed herself. "I'm going out to get a beer, ma" he said. "Don't go having the baby without me. I'll be right back." He drove to the package store and picked up a couple of
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3kissed his doppleganger tenderly when suddenly, his wife Wendy burst into the room and grabbed him by the collar. "I knew you were up to no good!" She shrieked. She dragged him
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2fellow Wal-Mart employees glaring at me, wondering what hideous obscenities I must have performed to land this most coveted job position. "What?" I sputtered. "All I did was...