Finished Folds (81—100)
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11I keep falling asleep at the worst possible moments.
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3ramen, and sat at the counter with his plastic bowl and spoon, until the mafia came and took him to the insane asylum, where he spent the rest of his days in peace.
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3A lot of things made me sad, nowadays. It was a deep sort of sadness, one that never truly went away, but eventually faded into a numb, peaceful feeling.
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2super wasted, and all started praying to the pizza delivery guy, who the monks mistook as their God because they were also high at the time.
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3across the ocean, a vast distance of thousands of miles, means nothing in space distance, but to two people who never see each other again, it is an endless space
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12so there is a reasonable explanation for all of this: it wasn't my fault because it was DESTINY i tell you, DESTINY. it was fate that had me eat your pudding cup, FATE!
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4He did not live long, nor did he prosper.
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2was stunned into silence by her lack of survival instinct. In those moments, she was able to punch the devil and run straight out of hell.
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2As punishment, each child had a limb taken away. Those various body parts were roasted over a slow fire, and served with a side of butter.
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2The letter 'a' is canary yellow, with fuzzy edges.
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9He played the harmonica under the tree, and taught music lessons at the public school, and he was paid with mermaid tears and pancakes.
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3He looked back at the lad. "I don't remember having a son." The younger man didn't seem surprised. "That's okay, you'll remember soon enough."
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7I've been staying up until one a.m, and that's only when I head upstairs, I usually don't fall asleep until much later. There's this anxious feeling. I dunno.
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4watch, and send messages across the vast distance of space. It took about four minutes for the signal to reach Mars from Earth, but very few were alive to hear it on Earth.
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4found the book interesting, and hired an author to write the sequel featuring a love triangle between herself, a hunky lifeguard, and a hot vampire.
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3Luckily he believed my phony story about being a plumber, and I was free to disconnect his alternate universe portals.
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3The thing about cats is that if one starts grooming themselves, the other cats will usually start to do the same thing.
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5It's the moments in between that interest her the most- the curled half moon smiles in the rain, sitting outside in the sun,
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2'Why did the leprechaun iron his four leaf clovers? He wanted to press his luck.' I stared at the remains, and gave an obligatory chuckle. This wasn't funny at all.
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4the trigger. I couldn't do it. "I refuse. I can't, I won't kill anyone. It's..." I let the words fade off, unable to articulate myself. Was I a coward? I certainly felt afraid.